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The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
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Games, movies, television, heartbreak! CVH is your new favorite obscure DE-vid channel!

Why It Sucks/Shills:
Marcus either loves something or hates it. There is no in-between.
Cosmonaut Picture Show:
Marcus and the Cosmonaut crew watch movies and react to them!
Cosmonaut Quickie:
Marcus reviews the latest films!
Vidja Game Hour:
The original series! Marcus plays games in one sitting and usually hates them!
98 KOMMENTARE
a grumpy monkey
a grumpy monkey Vor 21 Stunde
Kingdom hearts 2 was the best one of them all. Change my mind
ZenClone
ZenClone Vor 21 Stunde
im just gonna do the epic gamer move, "spam"
Saksham Sharma
Saksham Sharma Vor 21 Stunde
Were there any Indian students at Hogwarts? JKR: Yes, Narendra Modi
Spottedhusky
Spottedhusky Vor 21 Stunde
I can't be the only one who likes the prequels, like sure they can be boring and long, but the characters and fights are what I love, idk man I like them
Gerstein03
Gerstein03 Vor 21 Stunde
That princess lady looked less white in falling skies
Gerstein03
Gerstein03 Vor 21 Stunde
That princess lady looked less white and falling skies
Ill Noyz
Ill Noyz Vor 21 Stunde
Yea i can’t do this video this is the dumbest rant video I think I’ve seen yet
Ill Noyz
Ill Noyz Vor 21 Stunde
I’d choose the amazing Spider-Man movies over they Toby McGuire Spider-Man movies anyway he’s such a terrible actor
TheDCmatrix
TheDCmatrix Vor 22 Stunden
"Parker *hates* it when I get the drop on him!" "I *hate* it when he gets the drop on me!!!"
Kay Smith
Kay Smith Vor 22 Stunden
but i REALLY hate joyce
Carl Emerson
Carl Emerson Vor 22 Stunden
As soon as the second game starts then they'll tell sephiroths back story
segu yo
segu yo Vor 22 Stunden
Star was rebels is the series that made Canon the fucking helicopter light savers
Kay Smith
Kay Smith Vor 22 Stunden
i hate erica
Madison Goodwin
Madison Goodwin Vor 22 Stunden
I think that this season could have been better if it started with the siege of mandalore, and then continued with other arcs. I think these arcs could have focused on things like Ahsoka and Rex saying goodbye, and where they go afterwards. They could have showed how Rex meets up with wolf and Gregor, how Ahsoka goes into hiding, and how she joins the rebels. (Although I already know what happens to Ahsoka because I read the book “Ahsoka” which goes over what happens to her while she is in exile, and how she joins the rebels.) I do realize that this would be in the time of rebels, not clone wars.
JettStorm
JettStorm Vor 22 Stunden
Starkiller base was dumb tho. Can we agree on that? That planet killing weapons are really boring and bland?
Ryan DeVore
Ryan DeVore Vor 22 Stunden
Can u please watch outer banks and show everyone how bad of a show it is
BaconPlayz_WHAT!
BaconPlayz_WHAT! Vor 22 Stunden
Me after i watch this video : *YOU WILL GET MY SUB WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!*
Foxy Glucose
Foxy Glucose Vor 22 Stunden
I will say, that I didn’t mind the dude that played Zuko. Probably the only character that wasn’t awful
Mr Tiddles
Mr Tiddles Vor 22 Stunden
To be fair I didnt mind the phantom menace when I first watched it and still dont really mind it. Revenge of the sith is a great movie for me especially after watching clone wars and tricking myself into thinking its clone wars anakin and not Hayden Christiansen. Not attack of the clones though. F*** hat movie. Seriously
Super Hitler
Super Hitler Vor 22 Stunden
Looking at the thumbnail thinking the movies title is "Hot Garbage"
Perseph0neCH
Perseph0neCH Vor 22 Stunden
There is actual Charlie vampire hunter fan fiction, I found it
FrostAden ً
FrostAden ً Vor 23 Stunden
Spiderman is legit nothing without his suit nowadays. Seriously he doesn't need to have been bit and he could still do everything he can now ( except for his Spidey Senses but I'm sure Stark could come up with something ) with his suit.
Oober Noober
Oober Noober Vor 23 Stunden
Ok I'm going to say this (opinion warning, you have been warned) I personally liked Spiderman 3. It had a decent amount of comedy and the action scenes were good, and to this day I love the Saturday night fever strutting sequence. Sure some of the action was rushed, but it's still good to watch. However I can't say the same for the 2 amazing spiderman films. Sure the action is good but it feels clunky. The portrayal of both spiderman and peter parker by Garfield sucked for the sole reason of those films focusing more on Spiderman and making Peter act more like Spiderman. I mean the messy hair and skateboard was never something Peter would usually never do. So all I'm saying is Andrew Garfield is number 3 and Tom Holland and Toby Maguire are tied until we get a third Spiderman movie for the MCU.
Abby Crisostomo
Abby Crisostomo Vor 23 Stunden
17:43 made me laugh so hard i swear🤣🤣
Nandan Jena
Nandan Jena Vor 23 Stunden
Dude that episode you mentioned where superman goes to the future is one of my favourite episodes of the series and yes i love that show❤️
Drankus
Drankus Vor 23 Stunden
Really sounds like he wanted Poe and Finn to be gay
Jdog Doggy
Jdog Doggy Vor 23 Stunden
Lets all be real LEGO Star Wars the complete saga is low key way better then the prequel movies
Folheto Grená
Folheto Grená Vor 23 Stunden
About the Kill Bill thing mentioned: that's a movie villain's point of view of a hero's comic book, that shows the villain's twisted perspective on 'life'. That's pretty fucking meta and genius. That's not Quentin's perspective on Superman, that's the character perspective. He does things like that in all of his movies (Reservoir Dogs, opening scene, the discussion about the true meaning of Madonna's "Like a Virgin"). So yeah, I guess what I'm trying to express here it's quite clear by now. Not an actual argument to use the monologue of a character to justify all directors not grasping the true essence of the DC superheros. But yeah, they don't.
Libra Boy gaming
Libra Boy gaming Vor 23 Stunden
lets get him to one milone subs this year
Boy, Silly
Boy, Silly Vor 23 Stunden
Please remove this show from canon. Please. This is such an interesting point in time for Star Wars. It is wayyy too valuable to be wasted on kiddie show garbage.
brady thomas
brady thomas Vor 23 Stunden
We need to find more words to say other than just cute.. but this was my favorite theatre moment in my life and I was totally invested and the last scene with Sam saying “On you left” and the portals all start to open... if that doesn’t give you goosebumps then you are crazy!
Lord Bunbury
Lord Bunbury Vor 23 Stunden
It was a really fun movie. What else to expect when watching this type of movie? In it’s genre it’s really good. Premise is cool, special effects are decent, it gets stale quick and does the same as every other movie in this genre. Perfect.
anakin skywalker
anakin skywalker Vor 23 Stunden
On my ps4 they have aimbot
evan taylor
evan taylor Vor Tag
Edward was the biggest cuck
Miguel Perez
Miguel Perez Vor Tag
I love ep 3. It’s the most action and best battle.
Brendan Okeson
This is probably the most perfect video ever
Christopher Stelmack
I have never agreed more
Tiny Turkey
Tiny Turkey Vor Tag
Woody tries to stop a fork from killing himself and buzz discovers he doesn’t have a conscience
brady thomas
brady thomas Vor Tag
Loved the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movie’s reviews you did!! They were hilarious! But I hugely disagree on the current MCU movies... Superhero movies are their own thing, and the MCU is not perfect... but they aren’t too far off. But hey, I still am gonna watch and subscribe so you win! Lol
Jordan Human a
Why are the light saber blades so paper thin
Justin G.
Justin G. Vor Tag
33:44 what song????
Rab
Rab Vor Tag
Not only are you wrong, you are incorrect
Jose Martinez
It looks and sounds so haunting and foreboding, I’d give it a try just for the visuals and sound design, it looks/sounds amazing!
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Clanka
SSIIPP
SSIIPP Vor Tag
I basically dislike TLJ because it was boring... The pace was so bad. It sucked in my opinion.
Logan Kerr
Logan Kerr Vor Tag
Everyone in the comments and including cosmonaut, everyone's forgetting that you can enjoy a bad movie how you see it is how YOU see it. I enjoy the force awakens because it's fun to watch for me I don't care if you hate it or not I judge you of your personality
Oscar Reyes
Oscar Reyes Vor Tag
Bro I hate and love this guy
NebulonBFrigateFTW
"Maybe [Vader] just didn't feel like it, I guess. I don't really blame him, I don't feel like dealing with them either." The real evil of Vader is pawning off the Ezra and company problem to Thrawn as revenge for Thrawn trying to get him to be Anakin again.
AisPat 16
AisPat 16 Vor Tag
Y do I feel like he complains about the prequels bc he knows what happens in the OT.
Adam S
Adam S Vor Tag
"He gets normal legs!" I'm in.
Cassanna Laborde
Omg you guys are so fucking funny 🤣🤣
Cassanna Laborde
Yall should def do fifty shades of grey
Randdduke_2006
This is the best trilogy ever, it started the hero movie genre and they are as good as I remember I wish he made all 7 like her was
Sekayi Slade
Sekayi Slade Vor Tag
niggas
O shit It’s dat boi
Why electro look like a fish?
ThatOneGamer285
Han solo's acting is amazing. He looks incredibly confused like he doesn't know shit about what's happening. And this works, he was in Carbonite for several years. Several YEARS!
Daniella Balderas
If they did this I think they should have made it a movie because than, ya know why does it need seasons if it already ended.. :I
William samaras
could've said Toy Story 4 From Home but that's ok
Dani
Dani Vor Tag
6:56 the ultra scream crema pie kkkkkkkkkkk
the home of the gamers
Batman is both hard and soft,a true man!
Nerdwhals - Nerdwhal519
I'm a chaotic good wood elf ranger who's also a pirate. Hell yeah.
Mr Memetastic
5:41😂
Hector Arredondo
They could have cut off the smuggler arc and they could’ve focused more on order 66 I was waiting for Anakin to do more fight against various Jedi padwans hiding running scared but the Last four were awesome and was constantly saying “execute order 66” through out the episode
Andrew Kennard
Obviously this video came out before Endgame but wasn't it confirmed after Endgame that Cap could lift Mjolnir during Age of Ultron, just doesn't?
Mr Memetastic
18:46 just took me out😂😂😂
Celil Celil
Celil Celil Vor Tag
Bullshit
Alex Zeitgeist
Alex Zeitgeist Vor 23 Stunden
lol
Jason Grant
Jason Grant Vor Tag
17:40 had me choking
WolverBean
WolverBean Vor Tag
I didn’t realise as much people didn’t like this movie. I’ve never actually chatted with anybody who didn’t like it.
Troy Blackford
There's NO acknowledgement from you two dudes that this movie is just about your age. It's 19 years old. You act like it's five years old. The tech isn't impressive NOW, but it probably was in 2001.
Adde
Adde Vor Tag
Welp, told you manga is better even outside of Japan.
WestWard Media
ACTUALLY TOPHER IS A TOTAL DOUCHE IN THIS MOVIE "BROCK SIR. I HAVE A GIRL I JUST MET AND PLAN TO MARRY, WHICH IS WHY I'M HITTING ON EVERY OTHER WOMAN I SEE." HEY GIRL, REMEMBER THAT AMAZING MAGICAL NIGHT WE HAD?" YOU MEAN COFFEE??? "OH PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS PETER!!! I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A SLEIZE AND CHEAT MY WAY UP. YOU WON'T, THAN YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND I'LL ASK GOD TO MURDER YOU!" "OOOO MY SPIDER-SENSE IS TINGLING..... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "PETER HOW DARE YOU GO ON A DATE WITH A GIRL I DIDN'T TREAT RIGHT." "I LIKE BEING A PIECE OF SHIT." HE IS LITERALLY THE WORST PART OF THIS ENTIRE THIRD MOVIE!!!!! AND YES, MARY JANE IS SORT OF A PAIN TOO.
Valhalla _
Valhalla _ Vor Tag
I've personally never been a fan of this show and never really got into it. My girlfriend however loves this show to bits. I decided to try some episodes, I had an good time, it was overall pretty fun. When this season came out I watched some of the first few episodes with my girlfriend and they were... alright, I guess. The weirdo clone squad wasn't terrible, but they certainly weren't terribly interesting to me either, and I didn't even know who Echo was, so that certainly didn't help. Anyway, I still decided to watch the last 4 episodes with the gf a few days later, since she was really looking forward to that part and she was sad I didn't love the beginning of the show, but we knew the action in the last arc should be enough to keep me interested. And honestly? As someone who had no idea what would happen other than that Maul was going to be in rebels, this was exhilarating to watch. The cinematography was outstanding, some scenes looked like they could've been in a movie, the fights were well motion captured and looked natural but impressive nonetheless, and the action had this great undertone of dread and sadness rather than epic action with an upbeat kind of tone. I loved that. Seeing the characters battle their way out of the ship, constantly thinking "oh fuck, Rex is gonna die" and "oh shit, that's it for Ahsoka", it felt like a completely new Star Wars story, and even the soundtrack is a bit synthwavey/retrowavey at times, giving the show a new, non-traditional feel while also keeping the futuristic style at the same time. Maul was a total badass the entire time through, and I was hyped to find out how he succeeds since I knew he'd eventually die in Rebels, and then lastly, that final shot of Vader walking up to the Star Destroyer in the snow looked absolutely fantastic. The way the snow discolours his cape, the way the light reflected off the side of his helmet, it all just looked so good. Sadly the rest of the season didn't even get close to that quality, but to me the last few episodes really were something to behold.
Luis Urdiales
As someone who lives right on the Equator, I would never in my life say something along the lines of "I miss the heat". I sure as hell won't ever miss being all sticky and sweaty all day and feeling like your skin is getting grilled every time you pop your head out, lmao.
Stan GreyJoy
Stan GreyJoy Vor Tag
I hope they catch that bear. How the fuck has it been around killing for so long?
WestWard Media
You HORRIFICALLY Miss-understand These Movies!!! YEAH THE ANDREW GARFIELD FILMS ARE SHIT, BUT WHILE TOM IS THE SPIRIT OF SPIDER-MAN, TOBY IS THE HEART!
fuck2016
fuck2016 Vor Tag
Sam Raimi's Spiderman 2 is still the best super hero movie of all time MCU has nothing on it
Foxy Glucose
Foxy Glucose Vor Tag
I personally love the goku vs piccolo fight. I’m a sucker for long-term storytelling and callbacks, so the moment when piccolo got rid of the last arm that ended up being his dads undoing was perfect
mrcoldman1515
Daredevil (movie) One of the worst movies. Daredevil (Series) One of the best shows.
Student Justin Salinas
How can you say that you know stuff about superheroes and then call the fortress of solitude an ice castle
Dark Knight
Dark Knight Vor Tag
I prefer DC comics , DC cartoon and game are best . DC 🖤🖤🖤🖤
AggTheMag
AggTheMag Vor Tag
people are not saying that they hate rey because she is strong, they hate the character cause she is unreasonably strong without any training since the beginning.....
AggTheMag
AggTheMag Vor Tag
​@Josh Mitchell Though if the writers put any work at all into the story they could actually work around this stupidity. They could have said something along the lines of "she was the last jedi so she had to be extremely powerful to balance the force whilst 3 or more siths were still alive''...Seriously there were so many mediocre excuses they could have used...
Josh Mitchell
She had a year of training between ep 8 and 9 tho. And training with Luke in ep 8. And it makes sense she won against kylo in ep 7
Cassanna Laborde
These two are cute
Isabel Ruiz
Isabel Ruiz Vor Tag
Doesn't crossbones kill captain america in civil war not iron man
Lord Heroic Guy
5:09 it sounds like frozen 2
Lord Heroic Guy
Also this guy is a weird @ss critic. Like i have no words for him in the end of his videos because he has a lot of evidence to back up his reasons of why that movie is good or bad, like he makes a lot of good points even i didnt thought about it. But that still doesnt mean he is always right, i look back on last jedi and the rest of the movies i dont like, and still dont like them. You want to know why. Different tastes with different opinions makes us who we are today, when we grew older and see the pros and cons at entertainment as humans, it shows how special we are as different individuels as many others on earth combine.
Bhuvan Gumber
If you are so good why don't write a better story if you can
John Olmos
John Olmos Vor Tag
Totally agree!!!!Some of my favorite memories are with my buddies playing 2nd edition
D man
D man Vor Tag
why is katara and her brother and lot of characters white they're not white in the tv show
Delta
Delta Vor Tag
Please do the show
Gabe iezzi
Gabe iezzi Vor Tag
Your opinion is dumb, but i still respect it
Zachary Ketcham
Could you explain what you mean by an anthology series/show ?!?!?
ilovemochi
ilovemochi Vor Tag
i'm assuming he meant that each season would be a new set of characters with a different mystery in a different setting rather than opening new plotlines with the same characters every season
Isabel Ruiz
Isabel Ruiz Vor Tag
I thought I was the only one who liked iron man 3
Kyle Fuson
Kyle Fuson Vor Tag
I bought FighterZ because I saw Super Broly video, and he's my favorite character in the series, even the old Broly, but I just think it ironic that I did exactly what you told not to do 🤣🤣, but its all good, because I've mastered Broly, spent a lot of time in practice mode to experiment with combos, and when and where to do the command grabs, among other things...
PrtyProductive
I’m by no means a massive anime fan, but I really like death note. I only got Netflix to watch this movie and Jesus Christ I deleted the app straight after
Chrisdrau
Chrisdrau Vor Tag
I saw this movie in the theatre. I fell asleep in the fist act.
loudninja37
loudninja37 Vor Tag
You can change the sitting emote though🤣🤣🤣
DHDEZ
DHDEZ Vor Tag
Btw we’re getting a ahoska show
Delta
Delta Vor Tag
Rise of Skywalker retcons the rest of the sequels
DHDEZ
DHDEZ Vor Tag
So your saying if you haven’t even known about rebells you would of liked the last arc even more?