Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 3 

This is what they need to teach us in school. The discipline of Emotional Damage must last throughout adulthood!

😂 I loved when the Father walks in and says: “smells like minimum wage”😂

Steven He never fails to show his humor to us

Steven neglected to mention one thing on the Example lesson: the ridiculous nature of your examples if you do them right might be so strong that your failure might raise an objection despite knowing it's a trap. This allows you to spring an "are you talking back to me?!" trap discussed in previous episodes of Failure Management or even use The Slipper to apply double or even triple the amount of E MO TIO NAL DA MAGE Essentially, it's a luring technique to set up a series of blows, rather than a standalone move if you use it properly.

One time my cousins and I used ALL the detergent by mistake. Our grandma locked us out of the house and said she'd called the chief crocodile and the crocodiles were on their way to eat us. I was three. #emotionaldamage

I had a Vietnamese friend growing up and I swear to God this is what it was like at his house. And when I visited my friend, it didn't matter if I was white, I got the same treatment as if I was part of the family. I still talk to my old friend to this day and he's got his own kids to torment now.

Big congratulations to Steven's dad for being promoted from professional Asian Dad... to Professional Asian.

As an Indian, this is too relatable to be true 😂😂😂

Omg, yes! Cold water! I remember being a kid in the middle of summer and asking for a glass of cold water from my grandma. She asked me if I wanted to get pneumonia and die. Ah, good times.

As a person who has a Asian parents, I can confirm this is 100% percent real.

I love how this is getting to the point where its hard to tell if the father is an actual guy or just him

As a white boy with Asian parents I have dozens of emotion damage and this is very true, they had to walk up and down the hill, swim on land walk on water to go to school at my age

I like that Steven’s dad doesn’t even bother referring to your child as a child and skips straight to failure

"Smells like minimum wage" I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 its 10pm and everyone's asleep other then me watching Stevens videos I feel like I'm waking the whole street up 🤣🤣

As a fellow asian… this episode in particular was loaded with PTSD reminders. Thank you!!😢

this might seem a joke, but I have seen this IRL, and it is scary how accurate this is...

I feel like Steven would be the type of parent to tell their kid to pause the game.

I can watch the same skit over and over. Always laughing!! You truly deserve your own show!!

I was about to eat some food but then my parents told me they knew a kid who ate food who got attacked by a cat and now lives with a family of geese. Thanks, Steven.

How he does laundry is how I do laundry as a mom of two kiddos. I almost spit my coffee out laughing especially when he placed the entire Tide in the washer!

I love how steven's dad just calls steven "your failure"

You're killing it, Steven. My kid called you the emotion damage guy the other day, which is great because it's time to employ your parenting techniques. At 9, I think he'll understand enough for it to be effective.

As an Asian I strongly confirm that this is real. The "cold water" related to 4"11 height at adult made me laugh so bad. When I was little I also received information as "You'll have giant worms growing in your stomach if you drink cold water."😂😂😂

I still remember the call from my dad as soon as I walked in from school like he knew exactly when we walked in the house. Would pick up the phone and get "the house better ve clean and laundry better be done by time I'm home" he didn't have to threaten anything because you knew if it wasn't done there would be hell to pay. Shit even my friends were scared of my dad , guy can look at you and send chills down your spine. He's softer now but it took over 30 years to break him even a little.

As a man that doesn't have Asian parents, I can confirm that this is real.

This man can make us laugh in 3 minutes than most comedy movies in hours

I laughed so ridiculously hard at the subtle call back to a previous skit that involved defrosting chicken.

Steven He's dad should start a Masterclass in Failure Management. I would pay to learn the Art of Failure Punishing

I love how instead of turning the dryer back on Steven waved it around like a flag, blew on it, and used a hair dryer 😂😂 Thawing the chicken is still my favorite though. 😂

the remembering to unfreeze the chicken bit had me laughing at my desk 😂

As an Asian teenager with Asian parents, I'm telling you guys, these are pretty dang accurate lol

What a coincidence that he remembered the laundry after drinking the Emotional Damage drink. Added a nice touch of extra comedy in it

I relate more and more with the father as this series goes on. All he wants is Steven to do a simple chore. What does Steven do? Steven does not do the chore and calls the disappointment of father emotional damage. PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE. You are become internet father, Steven. Teach us how to not be failures.

I don't know how I've slept on Steven He. I am literally in tears laughing from his content.

Congrats to Stevens dad because he became the best failure management professional in Asia.....congrats sir

Love the "using logic to defeat all reasoning" reference ... so true in real life! 😅

The part where steven thinks about all the tasks he was asked to do but forget the important one, it is so relatable.

Can we just appreciate how much effort they put into every video?

Even if he repeats the same "emotional damage" joke in most of his video, it still remains funny and top tier joke

My mom is half Japanese and still managed this effect. Very powerful.

these emotional damage videos,so hilarious and relatable, the dad character genius, the video game ones also hilarious thank you for your humor

Found you on Facebook. I've dealt with soooo many Asian parents in my life. You earned this subscription.

As an IRL psychologist, I cannot tell you how many times EMOTIONAL DAMAGE pops into my head during sessions!

You never fail to make us laugh. I even showed my dad your videos.

I can't even watch this without losing it at the "Professional Asian" part. The rest is just a roller coaster of laughing.

I'm white, but raised by my Grandparents... so much of your content resonates sooo much lol. Emotional damage!!

I couldn’t stop laughing during this video it was so funny lol

you already know he gonna be the best father

Whenever we feel like a failure, steven he brings us content for us to watch.

Cold water one is so true..My parents always tell us to drink warm water in any situation and discourages us with excuses when we drink cold water 😂

This is addictive to watch😂 Please post more confusing expectation videos. You're nailing something here.

Did anybody else laugh so hard when the son said it's still wet In a very very weird manner

It happened to me more times than I can count. I just ignore my Mom until she goes from warning with unrealistic stories to outright screaming NO!

As an Asian Parent, can confirm…. Edit: Love how no one can sense the irony. Or maybe they do but don’t care 🤷‍♂️

Your videos give me hope that sketch channels can still succeed. Your content is awesome man!!

The feeling of dread you feel when you hear the garage door open and you know you still have work to do. Nothing else compares

This skit is still hilarious even after so many iterations on the same theme

The confusion about whether you should do a chore or not is painfully relatable. As a kid who still lives with his asian parents, pure *emotional damage*

I’m glad I can make my day better by watching Steven He.

as a person with Brasilian Parents, this is too true. Idk how this travels halfway across the globe, but somehow it did and now I'm emotionally damaged

Pro tip: Before laving, tell your failure NOT to do the chores when you get home act confused and say you did not do the chores and whoop him. It adds confusion and unfairness brings emotional damage.

I love seeing your stereo typical asian parent videos. It reminds me of my late father who i miss so much.

Watched this sitting next to my Asian Mom, laughed obscenely loud. She immediately yelled "why you laughing!? Your face going to get stuck!" 😐🤣😰😭

This could be a TV show in its own right 😂 How to cause emotional damage with Stevens dad

Bro that panic of trying to get the chore done as fast as possible before you get in trouble is portrayed beautifully

That car door slam actually sends a chill down my spine

Last week my mother asked me to do laundry right before she went to work. The thing is she was so fast gone at that morning that I thought that she didnt have time to ask me anything and I did what my step dad asked me to do, but there was this lingering feeling that I forgot something. I went to the toilet at evening and saw the laundry basket...... "FUCK, NOW FAST COME OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT, I NEED TO DO THE LAUNDRY

The bit where he tries to dry the still wet clothes...as a husband I feel that panic😂

I am dying of curiosity to know what Steven's dad is like and what he thinks of these videos

These are hysterical! If I had kids I would absolutely use them! BTW, I love the nespresso machine and liquor in the shots ;)

Thanks to Steven for healing my Emotional Damage with his sense of humor

0:23 I'm not Asian but I felt this in my bones😂 It was so stressful trying to figure out what I needed to do while the dread of an oncoming ass-whooping lingered in the air

I'll say this: Steven's dad is a really good professor. He first was a dad now he is a professor, really proud of him :D

As a man that has asian parents, i can confirm this is real 100%

Thank you, My mom is now using these lessons very wisely. 🗿

The fact that Steven said "Okay I won't" without adding the "forget" at the end is a life-ending mistake💀

Everyone knows that Steven can never disappoint us, He even drank the Emotional Damage energy drink lol

As a kid who lives in Bangkok, Yes, that's an Avengers level emotional damage.

My soul left my body when he put the whole tide jug in the washer

So very funny, love these. Really made my day. Thank you.

“you must first give your failure an easy task they will forget, this will make them be in a sense of ease and trap them. That is when you return to deal the final emotional damage.” -Steven He the art of emotional damage

The passive aggressive parenting kills me 😭😂

The montages of Steven trying to do the chore, like the “ITS STILL WET” always kill me.

I always loved it whenever steven freaks and screaming, especially the frozen chicken one

The fact that this is #35 on trending means that this is a very high quality educational video, would recommend!

"The next five minutes will be emotional damage" steven proceeds to put the entire canister of detergent in the washing machine

I love this guy he is always there to cheer me up

It has been 1 year since emotional damage was a thing, I am happy it is still alive and emotional damage will be forever iconic - Rick Ghastly

Always a good day when Steven uploads, love your videos man keep it up (been watching for about a year almost)

Honestly when I watch steven he makes my day keep the hard work and injoy life man 😀

Lol as a parent I love your channel...helps me get things through to my child without screaming my lungs out..some things can be handled in peaceful emotional damage way...better this than a crazy mum who has lost sanity image Infront of the kid...gives them no opportunity to talk back lol..😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Imagine having to wash all the clothes the old school way with a bucket, soup and your bare hands. Now that's both physical and emotional damage

I don’t have Asian parents but I still felt this

When I was in high school, I became friends with a transfer student from HK.. Can confirm, this training is channeling his grandfather's spirit! That man's Failure Management (Emotional Damage) skills were on point... he was so skilled, even unassociated people 5 blocks away started to learn the piano! I still have flashbacks of the over the top stories. Like this one time I went to go get my friend so we could hang out with our friends, and his grandfather told this story of how he had to hunt white tigers, in the winter at night, while carrying multiple buckets of water for his small village from a river 15km away... and as a reward, he was allowed to stop at the local hardware store to work for money to buy the monthly sacks of rice for the family (which also had to be carried with everything else) To this day, I still feel like I'm not doing nearly enough for my family/friends whenever I want to go do something unproductive... lol

As an Indian who drinks cold water straight from a bottle everyday, this is very accurate😊

"while you're there, you might as well practice" 🤣🤣 My mom would tell us stories about about how her cousin's cousin's dad's sister's nephew's son's brother's uncle's daughter's son did something and now he's dead. Her stories always end up with some huge consequence.

As a person with Asian parents I can confirm this is true for everyday I experience EmOTioNaL DAmaGe

As an Asian boy with an Asian parents, I can confirm this is real.

I feel as though I can now confidently raise children with emotional damage 😀

The thumbnail design of Steven's father's collected self, while Steven is breaking stuff in the corner is a thing of art