Jimmy's Best One Liners | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr's ultimate one liner compilation! A compilation for people who don't have time for long-winded jokes!
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12 Jul 2019



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JustinBieber Vor 3 Stunden
This is so lame.... not funny
GabrielleO9 Vor 2 Tage
Absolutely love it!
Mathias Berg
Mathias Berg Vor 18 Tage
"venison´s deer isnt it?"
No One
No One Vor 20 Tage
That smoky chair is soo Jimmy Carr :D
Jason Longhurst
Jason Longhurst Vor 28 Tage
How do you get a fat bird into bed? “ piece of cake”.
Clorox Wipes
Clorox Wipes Vor Monat
I was going to tell a dead baby joke But I decided to abort :)
Matty Archer
Matty Archer Vor Monat
2:56 DED🤣🤣🤣
Till Tronje
Till Tronje Vor Monat
If you're scared of pedophiles, grow up
alexis Juillard
alexis Juillard Vor Monat
that girl at 0:54 is oficially offended at the blind joke
Volume is so fucked on this
Sean Bird
Sean Bird Vor Monat
What separates men from animals? The Mediterranean sea.
RIXRADvidz Vor Monat
my best Jimmy Joke is what do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip? Killed in a tunnel. I CANNOT Stop Laughing, Bigg Belly Laughs and Roars. Too funny.
RIXRADvidz Vor Monat
One LIners are an Art Form. Jimmy's got the MIchaelangelo touch...through the Roof!
Peter Piper
Peter Piper Vor Monat
" I told my girlfriend that she'd drawn her eyebrows too high." She looked surprised.
JustinBieber Vor 3 Stunden
Exactly.... gay ass children jokes
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Jar's gaming Vor 2 Monate
Epic Winz2017
Epic Winz2017 Vor 2 Monate
“Do any of you remember, about 10 years ago, when women, were attractive...”
Russ Ian E. Lection-Hacker
I quit drinking longer ago than that.
Jamie Gorman
Jamie Gorman Vor 2 Monate
Not the best one liners at all. Disappointing.
Rook Sillmane
Rook Sillmane Vor 2 Monate
XD these are gold
TRS Sport
TRS Sport Vor 3 Monate
Arman2468 Vor 3 Monate
0:53 the person in the middle looks so triggered lol
Weirdlyoneoffs Vor 3 Monate
Every single one liner is unbelievably funny. Apart from Sasha Baron Cohen, no one is funnier than Jimmy at this moment in time.
Johanna Nygren
Johanna Nygren Vor 3 Monate
Asterisk not Asterix
hippo DDj
hippo DDj Vor 3 Monate
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Arrest Fatigue
Arrest Fatigue Vor 3 Monate
I don’t get the 5 months to live joke... 3:00
Big Ben
Big Ben Vor 21 Tag
People are normally given 3 months, 6 months or maybe a year to live.
John Kosanovich
John Kosanovich Vor Monat
The hand gesture with all five digits must mean something I dunno?!?
Peter MacLauren
Peter MacLauren Vor Monat
Me neither. Can someone explain?
ItsKingtex Vor 3 Monate
0:55 she was not happy
Nikola Vor 4 Monate
top man
top man Vor 4 Monate
I fucked a girl with 1 leg shoulder used NY cock
Gerald Gibbonquim
Gerald Gibbonquim Vor 4 Monate
miserable old cunt alert at 0.14 and again at 0.54
sed8me Vor 4 Monate
"had to Finish myself off" 🤣 Is that "innocent face" DeadPan..?
jennifer86010 Vor 4 Monate
There's nothing like a Brit comic on crystal methamphetamine.....the only way you can understand his rapid-fire chipmunk speed talk is to be on crystal meth yourself !!
David Tallman
David Tallman Vor 4 Monate
Amazing, I wonder how he thinks of all of these one liners.
Toni Buller
Toni Buller Vor 2 Monate
With his brain.
Conor Malone
Conor Malone Vor 4 Monate
Jimmy kills it every fucking time.
zondaintheair Vor 4 Monate
I think Jimmy is far to intelligent to go to Center Pukes.
LetsPlayDaily Vor 4 Monate
Your the best comedian ever Jimmy
Squinqz's Life
Squinqz's Life Vor 4 Monate
this video feels like the start of the dvd when it just keeps playing music and random jokes
Leo Timtom
Leo Timtom Vor 4 Monate
` Today my yoga instructor was drunk, which put me in awkward position`, - it was a joke from Stewart Francis.
KingBela Vor 4 Monate
0:54 that woman doesn’t look like she enjoyed the joke
KingBela Vor 4 Monate
Switched the numbers 😅 0:54 is the right one
Michael McGrath
Michael McGrath Vor 4 Monate
What woman at 0:45?
Arkan Perdana
Arkan Perdana Vor 4 Monate
I understand what he says but as an Indonesian can't figure out why it is funny OMG i need more refrence. or vocab?
Bodenlose Dosenhose
Bodenlose Dosenhose Vor 4 Monate
Vocab. There aren't really references in this. Just a string of one-liners.
rakwar Vor 4 Monate
A poor compilation of mostly not funny jokes. This guy is much better then what the poster has portrayed here
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