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John Oliver's Quest For U.S. Citizenship Culminated In An "Utterly Petrifying" Citizenship Test

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The host of "Last Week Tonight" on HBO, John Oliver, passed his citizenship test but not before being shaken to his core by questions like, "what is your phone number?" #Colbert #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver
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Jan Krsak
Jan Krsak Vor 8 Stunden
So this pathetic Idiot is now US citizen. .. sad..
Philip Minns
Philip Minns Vor 17 Stunden
Aw, congratulations Little Johnny Showbiz! #HelloBuglers
DisThoughts
DisThoughts Vor Tag
The only way I can tell who's who is that John Oliver has a bigger nose. If I don't see them in profile, they become the exact same person.
Byron Dowling
7:01 John Oliver is a full kit wanker 😂😂
Zak Unknown
Zak Unknown Vor Tag
Good for him. He's one of the only leftist i respect
Patrick Lloyd
Didn't they both used to be Daily Show correspondents?
Antara Guha
Antara Guha Vor Tag
Why are the soles of his shoes so clean?
Joxer the Mighty
I was recently at a naturalization ceremony and very beautiful watching so many become citizen in one day.
John Wells
John Wells Vor Tag
Great, another person that comes here to tell us how we are living incorrectly.
John Wells
John Wells Vor Tag
@Majora So he leaves his country to come complain about ours. Seems legit.
Majora
Majora Vor Tag
And he's 100% correct
hermand. adams
hermand. adams Vor 3 Tage
Hey America ya welcome to this middle class white privelidged plank of a wannabe we never did he's right out of our swamp
kirby march barcena
Well, he partially brexited
T. S
T. S Vor 3 Tage
My mother took the citizenship test not too long ago and passed with flying colors..... Let's just put it this way, if she can pass the test, then anybody with 2 good working eyes and a right hand can pass it.
Paul Dryburgh
Paul Dryburgh Vor 3 Tage
Considering the disregard for the UK he's displayed, whilst not being here (kinda like Connery and The SNP in Scotland), I find him to talk about the goings on in Britain in the same way these talk shows speak about US politics. Scripted soundbites by cunts unwilling/unable to speak objectively if it conflicts with their network agenda. Why not ask him about the EU project's evolution and why The UK left?
Breno Bacci
Breno Bacci Vor 3 Tage
Perfect analogy. This coming from someone who dated women who had vomited (not right after they did, though). I hate to admit, more than once. Sometimes they're so pretty or so nice, you just won't let a little bit of vomit get in your way. After a good wash, it's almost as if they never had vomited. Too bad this won't be the case for the United States. This vomit you're in will take centuries to clean up, if ever. That's why I'm certain that the US will nuke the whole planet when they inevitably lose their status as the world's sole superpower.
tkautzor
tkautzor Vor 3 Tage
Those US citizenship test questions are so easy, you would have to be a moron or a US citizen to fail them.
Dharang Rana
Dharang Rana Vor 3 Tage
He is moron no sense of anything ... report his show ban this guy
bbsy1
bbsy1 Vor 3 Tage
I cannot be the only one who thought “Brit turned Yank” sounds dirty lol
J P
J P Vor 3 Tage
And he immideatly became the only American with common sense 🤣
Max Burns
Max Burns Vor 4 Tage
John, I need lessons. Can we do it in English, not Liverpudlian Have a rather clean pair of boots on right now?
Rat King
Rat King Vor 5 Tage
Stephen: "orange man bad?" John: "orange man bad."
Jay J.
Jay J. Vor 5 Tage
He could have just marched across the southern border and been treated like a hero by the left.
Andrew Finkner
Andrew Finkner Vor 5 Tage
He definitely hit someone in the head with that t shirt
Benjamin Krake
Benjamin Krake Vor 5 Tage
This is why some of us are so against illegal immigration. It's a slap in the face to people who have waited for decades or longer who went through the proper- albeit extremely slow- process of becoming a citizen legally.
Teresa Petryszyn
Teresa Petryszyn Vor 5 Tage
Hi
Gwen30
Gwen30 Vor 5 Tage
Trump's new immigration plan would bar himself from the US ...qz.com › trumps-new-immigration-plan-would-bar-himself-from-the-us May 16, 2019 - Trump himself wouldn't be an American under his new immigration plan ... Trump has long railed against “chain migration,” a term used by ... “Chain migration,” and why Donald Trump wants to end it ...www.vox.com › policy-and-politics › 2017/12/29 › chain-migration-f... Dec 29, 2017 - What “chain migration” really means - and why Donald Trump hates it so ... an aggressive case against the family-based system as it stands. 8 times Trump slammed 'chain migration' before it apparently ...abcnews.go.com › story Aug 10, 2018 - President Trump slams 'chain migration'Melania Trump may have used an ... rights advocates and Democrats, view as an anti-immigration slur.
Gwen30
Gwen30 Vor 5 Tage
So how did FLOTUS parents get to become citizens sooooo quickly???? Something stinks with how they became citizens so fast!!!
Sue Copening
Sue Copening Vor 6 Tage
Did they make them both match their suits to the furniture? And why?
newswars-dotcom
newswars-dotcom Vor 6 Tage
STEPHEN COLBERT IS LES MOONVES' COCK HOLSTER. banned.video
Jb Up
Jb Up Vor 6 Tage
VOTE TRUMP 2020
Holly
Holly Vor 6 Tage
to be fair i would not choose america if i was forced with a gun xD
Ali Qazilbash
Ali Qazilbash Vor 6 Tage
so steven is like... playing the pimp eh! ...for his community!?
Kermit T. Frog
Kermit T. Frog Vor 6 Tage
John Oliver got US citizen ship just in time. It is very possible that after the next election that Trump would have blocked it.
Jocom Firesin
Jocom Firesin Vor 6 Tage
In this day and age a person going from Britain to the US it's quite the lateral move as we currently stand.
Wordavee1
Wordavee1 Vor 6 Tage
The average IQ of the US citizens just went up a couple of points!!
TJ Surin
TJ Surin Vor 6 Tage
Style + Substance
Jorge Johnson
Jorge Johnson Vor 6 Tage
Wow! Since “2006”! That’s amazing.
oggyreidmore
oggyreidmore Vor 6 Tage
I was born a citizen, but if becoming American meant getting my own TV show and a 7 figure salary with health benefits, I'd choose that too.
bluepixie25
bluepixie25 Vor 7 Tage
The Jason Bourne joke about being able to "live and work anywhere" was brilliant! I wonder if the audience is required not to laugh for the sake of sticking to time. How would that have gone over on a British talk show like Graham Norton, where the audience does react more normally?
Yln Sagar
Yln Sagar Vor 7 Tage
If a white British national is super exited and super happy to be a US citizen, then US shouldnt blame people from Asia africa and south america trying to sneak into US and be an US citizen in any possible ways they can, sometimes illegally too.
Robert Obrien
Robert Obrien Vor 7 Tage
Trump for emperor of the west.run liberals run the emperor has you in his sights.
T K
T K Vor 7 Tage
WoW! Simple, You come here legally you have Paperwork and patients. You come to America as an Illegal, Wait behind those applying legally!!!
Duckyyy Productions
He's apparently a comedian...Now i understand why he left the UK...He was terrible over here.
Chris Gray
Chris Gray Vor 7 Tage
Is there time for him to run for 2020 haha
GeilerRitter
GeilerRitter Vor 7 Tage
Two passports but still less access to foreign countries than a German passport grants you. Ha! ^^
tafiaolae
tafiaolae Vor 7 Tage
Awesome. Jared Kushner stroking a skinless cat. 🤣. Welcome John!
Krsnalila8
Krsnalila8 Vor 7 Tage
de-vid.com/video/video-xj0A7fmiZjc.html Wonderful time spend with strangers becoming friends.
huttio srreu
huttio srreu Vor 8 Tage
The image of 8 year-old John Oliver going to Anfield in full kit just in case the team needed him is indescribably adorable
Coletha Albert
Coletha Albert Vor 8 Tage
Jon Oliver is The best actor I have seen next to Dame Judy Dench.
John  Pierce
John Pierce Vor 8 Tage
We don't want you here
Helen McGurk
Helen McGurk Vor 8 Tage
Marvel: endgame is the most ambitious crossove- *this*
huttio srreu
huttio srreu Vor 8 Tage
john oliver's the Nigerian prince confirmed we need our money
Yoda on DMT
Yoda on DMT Vor 8 Tage
John Oliver is a Scouser?!! ... And a yank?!! It's going to make it really hard to like him now.
Erik Throne
Erik Throne Vor 8 Tage
Cool now inform John of his duty: Jury Duty for the former tyrant.
Tori Doe
Tori Doe Vor 8 Tage
Gentlemen, let us not rest until illegals gain full rights of citizenship and thus help guide the future of this nation the day they cross that border. MAM (Make America Mexico)
Sue Copening
Sue Copening Vor 6 Tage
Mexico is part of America.
Tori Doe
Tori Doe Vor 8 Tage
Yay America, let's cheer on a foreign opportunistic, subversive wessel bend on destruction of your fundmental values who feigns to be a champion for the disenfranchised
Bruno
Bruno Vor 7 Tage
I'd like to see you try and do a wessel bend, fatty
ceerw buty
ceerw buty Vor 8 Tage
Any Indian immigrants laughing at the fact that he considers 14 years a "long time" to get citizenship?
Trowa71
Trowa71 Vor 9 Tage
I feel like Steven wasn't 100% during this.
Julia Mimi
Julia Mimi Vor 9 Tage
John Oliver realising he is now a citizen of a nation of dumb-dumbs. I lived in America once and find Trump to be a very accurate representation of the average American.
Greg Brannan
Greg Brannan Vor 9 Tage
The most British thing you will hear, probably all year, at 7:10
Greg Brannan
Greg Brannan Vor 7 Tage
@ceerw buty still not as British as the comment he made at 7:20
ceerw buty
ceerw buty Vor 8 Tage
Stephen: "The Land doesn't mean anything" John Oliver's Britishness: "I take this land in the name of Her Majesty the Queen"
beedsj roiue
beedsj roiue Vor 9 Tage
Citizenship test, first question: Who's the president? John Oliver: #notmypresident
gtoss chddy
gtoss chddy Vor 9 Tage
John Oliver, you are awesome. All my best for your future. Life is tough.
Heathen S
Heathen S Vor 9 Tage
Oliver is a loser
gtoss chddy
gtoss chddy Vor 9 Tage
The disciples of John Stewart I don't know which one of them I want to hit more it's gonna be fun to watch them cry when trump wins again
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