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Stephen Does The Math On Manafort's Jail Time

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It's hard to keep track of all the crimes for which Paul Manafort has been charged and convicted. Stephen breaks down the math.
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Ginny Parrett
Ginny Parrett Vor 10 Tage
Sad to say Stephen is just promoting his ignorance and stereotypes of disability by assuming only people to use wheelchairs are those who are physically unable to walk. Those who use wheelchairs do so due for many disabilities besides paralyzes of the legs
unreal011
unreal011 Vor 10 Tage
7:48 blastic bags... oh i sure wish they are transparent, mr. johnny send my best regards to welma.
Morgan Armstrong
just as an aside, i'm canadian and i've never met someone who talks like that 😂
John Chartrand
John Chartrand Vor Monat
Why does Colbert keep putting down Canadians. He should look in his own backyard before making fun of others. In other words, those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.
Sunny's Side
Sunny's Side Vor Monat
Canadian Stephen is my aesthetic
Orvo Shaboinger
Orvo Shaboinger Vor Monat
So amazing how you can find time to insult us Canadians while you’re country is in a complete state of emergency 😂😂😂 don’t worry we’re not fucking sorry!! 😂😂😂 but we appreciate the front row tickets!! Lolol
A Bernas
A Bernas Vor Monat
Literally got a Southwest ad on this video
Ashley S. MacKenzie
You want to come to Las Cruces, not Santa Fe!
ANdy B
ANdy B Vor Monat
That Canada accent sounds more like Fargo, ND 😆
MadeOnTheTrain Media
aaaand... the band ruins another joke.
Shaun Koreshowell/Bunds
I likeded when he used the trump joke in a ways he just did with him own seriousness for grounded. I don’t appreciate how everyone is actually disabled in the comments and continues to walk around either.
Wa Wa
Wa Wa Vor Monat
A boot By J-3
ShadowFoxSF
ShadowFoxSF Vor Monat
I could be happy enough to wait and vote Trump out in 2020 off that means he is no longer in a position to try to pardon himself when justice for any federal crimes inevitably come crashing down on his head.
everydaypepper
everydaypepper Vor Monat
Surprised that John Oliver made it on the bracket. Thought that he would have been banned due to being an immigrant.
Natalee  Steele
Natalee Steele Vor Monat
Nope your wrong Stephen, the most unexpected light sentence is Amanda Knoxs
Bob
Bob Vor Monat
that right, make jokes about a plane that killed hundreds of people. Real smart. .
Roman Darius
Roman Darius Vor 2 Monate
Mueller Report: NOT GUILTY! hehehehehehehe
redxsage
redxsage Vor 2 Monate
So little, too much, too late... _SSSHHHHHH!_
jaws978
jaws978 Vor 2 Monate
they should have made manafort appear in black face so the judge would be "forced" to follow sentencing guidelines.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent Vor 29 Tage
jaws978 The judge is a woman...
Grigoria Velichkova -Trance Gori
5:36 hahahahahalways hilarious to see him typing fast calculations
The Duder
The Duder Vor 2 Monate
If boeing would not have "updated" the firmware in the first place, auto-pilot would not be rendering the aircraft into a falling lawn dart. We see these failed "updates" all the time. Instead of getting right the first time, which IS possible, they simply rush to market, thus rendering these "updates" a possibility. It's known as job security. And it costs innocent lives.
Cheryl MacLean
Cheryl MacLean Vor 2 Monate
Ok. I’m sorry, first things first about our pets; the moose and the beaver get along perfectly well. About the word ‘about,’ I’m sorry, we don’t say whatever way Stephen said it; we say the same as Americans. Sorry, but I’ve NEVER heard anyone say it a-boot. There is only one truth spoken in this statement which is, I’m sorry to say, we have grounded the planes.... I’m sorry if I’ve offended anyone, but the truth needs to be told. 🇨🇦😜🤣
Marcus Caius
Marcus Caius Vor 2 Monate
Stephen, don't make fun of Canada, they may send at you a few flying mouse squads and a beaver brigade. You've been warned SORRY!
Devin Graves
Devin Graves Vor 2 Monate
Well, the 737 MAX segment is a prime example of why one shouldn't use late night shows as a news source, as it was en extreme over simplification, and made the problem sound way worse than it actually was...if you read actual investigative journalism on the subject, you will see this...
Marguerite Johnson
Marguerite Johnson Vor 2 Monate
An emergency decision ? How many days later? We (UK) banned all overflights as well - immediately!
Erosdox7
Erosdox7 Vor 2 Monate
2:20 I’d rather have an emergency order grounding HIS MOUTH!!!
Erosdox7
Erosdox7 Vor 2 Monate
I heard a retired Boeing employee say she was glad she took her pension in a lump sum payout.
Molly McButter
Molly McButter Vor 2 Monate
Why do I ABSOLUTELY die laughing when Stephen F***s up the monologue. He's a treasure!!! Stephen Colbert 2020!
Ora Broughton
Ora Broughton Vor 2 Monate
Black ant ( carpenter ) went to the White Hose, red ant followed, to put the stings in everything that The United States of America stands for, which building the White House on SHAMEFUL demoralized democracy.
kin
kin Vor 2 Monate
hhg
Ted L
Ted L Vor 2 Monate
Sorry but it's impossible for me to laugh about hundreds of people dying in two very recent, tragic air disasters. This is an instance where I'd just beseech Colbert, "please don't go there."
Thomas Slone
Thomas Slone Vor 2 Monate
eminem = rap god colbert = improv deity(which is like six gods and a shit ton of supernatural beings)
Greg1 McIntosh
Greg1 McIntosh Vor 2 Monate
Never trust anybody who so damn sure of himself as this guy who claims Trump is so sure of himself. What are you doing to improve things mister late night show hosts no David Letterman mr. Arrogant know-it-all don't deserve say your name to improve things for America other than complain and criticize. You take political criticism to an all-new low.comedians in the past ultimately maintained a level of respect if not for the president than the presidency which requires a certain amount of deference in keeping with the spirit of our election system and Trust in the voters who in God they trusted. This cynicism and criticism serves no purpose. I think liberals AR kind of losers. In 20 years mr. Colbert when you're facing a t and then 30 if you make it to facing 90 and you look back at the videos of your ranting and raving against Trump juxtaposed to the Legacy he will inevitably leave in history you will be eating crow well into your crotchety years and then how will you feel will you feel so smug so smart the same goes for your audience so automatically laughing. This is true for the other night light show host but especially for you Mr Colbert your witty and funny and smart but you're cynical
Jim Reily
Jim Reily Vor Monat
Ohhhh and you guys were so deferential to the Office of the Presidency when it was Obama in office. Or as Republicans routinely and still call him, Obunga, Obooga, Oboogabooga, One Big Ass Mistake America, etc etc etc. They call and still called his wife a gorilla. They disseminated pictures of President Obama with a bone through his nose and dressed in tribal garments. They really appealed to the lowest common denominator, all the time, every time, with insults about every single thing. They called him a homosexual. A secret member of the Muslim Brotherhood. A dangerous radical. So, sorry pal. You don't have ANY moral high ground here. You can dish it out ? Then you can take it. And Obama, a decent family man and upstanding, well spoken citizen cannot even be compared to the crudely spoken, rude, boorish and savage Trump, whose own personality is off-putting to 60pct of Americans.
Olyv Oyl
Olyv Oyl Vor 2 Monate
858 Canadians were offended by your making fun of them.
Alex D'Ettore
Alex D'Ettore Vor 2 Monate
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7: Leatherface Gets Community Service
Work Shop
Work Shop Vor 2 Monate
like how you double downed on that 3 day magazine joke.. ffs fire youe writters
Noises
Noises Vor 2 Monate
4:54 can we just take a minute to recognize there are people who use wheelchairs instead of walking because walking causes problems for them (In my case, every step, my tendons act like tiny wire saws that cut through the cartilage of my femur where it joins the hip. I CAN walk but if I keep walking I won't be able to for long.) I'll use a wheelchair to go around the supermarket and get my shopping. I will stand up out of the wheelchair to reach things on a high shelf then sit back down again. when I get home I might not even use a wheelchair. I also won't take any shit about that from anyone who doesn't have little wire saws in their hips cutting through the bit that stops their bones from grinding into each other when THEY walk, because they don't know what they're talking about. I'm not saying Manaforte isn't a cretinous ass who thinks people in wheelchairs just want (and deserve) sympathy instead of fewer staircases, more ramps and less staring. I'm just saying can we lay off on jokes about people who use wheelchairs who can still walk and stand if they have to? You don't know their story and it's rude to go up and ask, so if you see someone in a wheelchair stand up, just leave it be and file it under none of your business and go about your day. Cheers.
I'm Iron Man
I'm Iron Man Vor 2 Monate
Australia is fake .......ok I'll stop
General Gamble
General Gamble Vor 2 Monate
I hope for poo poopers in the gardenia
Gerard de Souza
Gerard de Souza Vor 2 Monate
We don't say "aboot", it's more like "abow-oot" quickly.
chezfun
chezfun Vor 2 Monate
Hahaha, Colbert is a riot!
SuperLeica1
SuperLeica1 Vor 2 Monate
Just being a temporary coffeeboy, PM managed to break quite many regulations. Or was he a covfefe boy?
Stella Veazey
Stella Veazey Vor 2 Monate
Too soon
Mega Gonzalez
Mega Gonzalez Vor 2 Monate
haha hes screwed
Stew Artisan
Stew Artisan Vor 2 Monate
Stephen = certfied Canadian....
Paul Edwards
Paul Edwards Vor 2 Monate
He gets out in 2 years or less. Calling it right now.
Oh My Gandhi
Oh My Gandhi Vor 2 Monate
Trump: "we didn't have to do this. We could have delayed it, or we could have done nothing at all." I knew it. This clown, even when faced with a relatively easy solution, will make it sound like he made a brave choice as to not appear like he's taking the advice of counsel. The inferiority complex of this guy is staggering. I am surprised that he hasn't bought a massive pickup truck just to do burn-outs out of High School parking lots.
Jes The Red
Jes The Red Vor 2 Monate
Not everyone who uses a wheel chair can't stand or walk, sometimes they just cant do so reliably. And I HATE IT when people try to use Wheelchairs to garner sympathy, they affect everyone who actually needs to use them.
Books by Roni
Books by Roni Vor 2 Monate
Two plane crashes and the 737 max 8 is grounded for "safety reasons" but try to stop white supremacists from shooting up mosques and the USA implodes...
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen
I miss the old Colbert
420 Friendly
420 Friendly Vor 2 Monate
"Bed-u" 😕
ICO ToDay
ICO ToDay Vor 2 Monate
lol I hope they put Trump in prison and force him to watch only Steven Colbert 24/7.
j g
j g Vor 2 Monate
Well that's the full story, 300 words. And now for the adverbs and adjectives. Ah ha, the magic 800! Copy boy!! Been there, inflated that.
Hugo Brown
Hugo Brown Vor 2 Monate
P.s. Totally wrong with the Canadian impression. Ever been to Toronto Montreal or Vancouver? No beavers or moose about.
Hugo Brown
Hugo Brown Vor 2 Monate
Can't believe you joked [in length] about 2 Boeing max 8's that went down. Almost 400 dead. WTF?
Pitt Posum
Pitt Posum Vor 2 Monate
some people get more jail time for possession of a couple of grams of marijuana... money talks.
DeborahFishburn
DeborahFishburn Vor 2 Monate
PLEASE don't (even for the funny) push the idea that people in wheelchairs can never stand. Lots of truly disabled people are able to stand for short periods at need, as long as they have the chair to collapse back into afterwards. The issue is that able-bodied people THEN try to claim they therefore have no need of the chair - or the disabled parking place - at all.
Hong Fei Bai
Hong Fei Bai Vor 2 Monate
Remember when in high school we learned how math was going to be useful one day? And now 19-24 years plus another sentence of a certain amount of years equals 7 years in prison? What happened to math? If you have one body how can you serve two sentences at the same time?
Orall Cornelius
Orall Cornelius Vor 2 Monate
I've had a theory that comedy & comedians don't really care about anything or anyone. Is it possible that they're laughing at the deaths of hundreds of people in 2 plane crashes, at least indirectly?
McKinley Benson
McKinley Benson Vor 2 Monate
Love the show. Just a quick note though -- it is ableist to make jokes about a person in a wheelchair being miraculously cured if they stand up. More than 80% of people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and walking, but use wheelchairs to improve overall mobility.
Cody Berg
Cody Berg Vor 2 Monate
Lol Hillary Clinton's served two countries at the same time she didn't get jail time
Cody Berg
Cody Berg Vor 2 Monate
Wow it's pretty racist talking about Canadians like that
Tsnore
Tsnore Vor 2 Monate
Lock 'im up!
Sweety
Sweety Vor 2 Monate
Not funny, just Un-Subscribed; and I'm not sorry.
The Musical Stylings of Brent Bunn
I'm offensive and I find Stephen's impression very Canadian.
carschmn
carschmn Vor 2 Monate
Love the Colbert calculator.
Artem Bentsionov
Artem Bentsionov Vor 2 Monate
I believe Bill Maher called Manafort’s sentence reduction a “white guy discount”.
Sandra Patterson
Sandra Patterson Vor 2 Monate
Artem Bentsionov That's hilarious. Good for Bill! 👏👏👏👏
Michael Moreton
Michael Moreton Vor 2 Monate
Its not nice to make fun of Canada and Canadians. At least I dont think it is and if I am wrong please forgive me.
breakshot74
breakshot74 Vor 2 Monate
i really love the calculator part
wiredwebmaster
wiredwebmaster Vor 2 Monate
absolutely love when stephen makes a blunder, laughs at it, and keeps it moving. Such a fantastic host.
Sara Burke
Sara Burke Vor 2 Monate
Grounding the planes is the only thing trump has done that I agree with
geerdude
geerdude Vor 2 Monate
colbert is still funny even when he messes up the punchline!
Tahira Porter
Tahira Porter Vor 2 Monate
Asante Sana Stephen !! Thank you for putting some hilarity in our lives! Much needed in these times. As we say in Kenya your show is Poa Sana (very awesome)
Canuck867
Canuck867 Vor 2 Monate
Sorry, but stereotyping canadians like that is just a blindside hit, no dowt! Sorry. Like my pet moose wouldn't hava donnybrook with a beav unless it was just hosed eh bud. Like just beauty hosed too. Sorry! Gad, this just gets me steamed, eh! Sorry, i gotta go fer a rip and have a dart to try and cool my jets. Sorry. Thanks fer chattin boot us eh!
Abel1120 conlget
Abel1120 conlget Vor 2 Monate
😂🍻
Malay Agarwal
Malay Agarwal Vor 2 Monate
Oooohhhhh, that burn. That. Burn.
Leon Trout
Leon Trout Vor 2 Monate
This program is not very funny anymore.
Creighton Freeman
Creighton Freeman Vor 2 Monate
It is ironic that the video clip of Trump has him sitting in front of a sculpture of two of the iconic Yellowstone National Park animals that his environmental policy is threatening to drive to extinction.
Laydie Elle
Laydie Elle Vor 2 Monate
As an Australian, it makes sense that Americans make fun of Canadians. Canada is their polar opposite: polite and respectful.
the last of the lemmings
7:46 funny! That's karma for hackin on everyone else. Lol
Anisa Mazaki
Anisa Mazaki Vor 2 Monate
Jokes aside, I'm grateful that "agent orange" did atleast one thing right for a change. Ps - @colbert, please stop making fun of Canadians. Your continual stereotyping of them is no longer funny. Not all Canadians are nice/polite people. They're human too. Just saying.
Music Feign
Music Feign Vor 2 Monate
While Colbert and writers are hilarious, completely inappropriate on the crash comments. Off limits guys, off limits. There is much comedy to find that doesn't involve lost lives. Please stop.
Jason Holmes
Jason Holmes Vor 2 Monate
Trump is all of a sudden so concerned with the well being of Americans?
Irene Mesecke
Irene Mesecke Vor 2 Monate
Love the calculator skits and also the Melania sketches. Need a bit of practice with your singing skills and when you lose it, this little old lady from downunder laughs out loud in a world where there is so much hatred.
Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles Vor 2 Monate
... If he'd quit talking without explaining why he did it, he'd have done a good job...
Citadel of winds
Citadel of winds Vor 2 Monate
What sort of person makes fun of a malingerer in a wheelchair? Colbert: Hold my cold beer.
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone Vor 2 Monate
There is no war room.... DOJ used to be called DOW (department of war)
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone Vor 2 Monate
Fake Jail time. Its a suspended sentence
Victor Green
Victor Green Vor 2 Monate
Uh I
A Gramckow
A Gramckow Vor 2 Monate
... you can need a wheel chair and still be able to stand or walk under your own power for a brief period of time. I'm not saying this is Manaforts deal, but there are many people who need wheel chairs who are not completely incapable of walking.
Judy FIELDS DAVIS
Judy FIELDS DAVIS Vor 2 Monate
Les Miserable. The French Revolution is an act of God.”. The plot of Les Misérables begins in 1815 when the main character, Jean Valjean, is released from a 19-year prison and hard labour sentence for stealing a loaf of bread.
FlowerofDissolution
FlowerofDissolution Vor 2 Monate
Trump's hair is like he's wearing a hair-helmet: IT IS SO STRANGE AND WEIRD! Never ever do this at home kids. Stay safe!
cshubs
cshubs Vor 2 Monate
I think I might want to die in a plane crash rather than watch Infinity Wars again. What kind of ending was that???
Joe Brennan
Joe Brennan Vor 2 Monate
This show sucks, always the same crap about Trump every night for 2years. .
Oliver Descullo
Oliver Descullo Vor 2 Monate
Colbert has revealed his mental issues after the American people elected Trump president.
Jeffrey Photonboy
Jeffrey Photonboy Vor 2 Monate
Darn, perfect "Windows Update" joke opportunity missed there considering all the screw-ups they have caused.
CCTV Cayak Crime TV
CCTV Cayak Crime TV Vor 2 Monate
I'm not authorized to say we have a learjet to Belize, engines running on standby, on 3 different local airfields. Costs 10.000 thousands of Dollars a day. All for a total witch hunt and fake news!
DunantheDefender
DunantheDefender Vor 2 Monate
7.5 for all that stuff when half of it should have given him 24... bullshit.
ShariSez1
ShariSez1 Vor 2 Monate
There isn't a damn word in this clip about Manafort, you idiots.
Steven Klaysmat
Steven Klaysmat Vor 2 Monate
AVE had a good discussion about the Boeing Crashes if anyone is interested in the technical side
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