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Tips from the ER: Stabbings

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Oblivion
Oblivion Vor Stunde
Imagine seeing someone jogging who has a knife in their chest getting to the er
*insert original youtuber name*
You say flesh wound I say extra pocket
cupid
cupid Vor 4 Stunden
This advice makes me feel weak. Like I can’t move my body cause I’m scared I’ll feel the pain of a stabbing and my nervous system ain’t letting that feeling go. It’s good advice ain’t gonna lie, but I feel a bad type of numb.
Alexi Moreno
Alexi Moreno Vor 14 Stunden
My uncle got stabbed by a brake lever
Karabelo Mpitsi
Karabelo Mpitsi Vor 14 Stunden
He is the best I love his adive and he make it clear what you should dod and not do
Emy Gaming
Emy Gaming Vor Tag
This is my first vid i watched of u memories
Eric ERTO
Eric ERTO Vor Tag
I fell on to a shish kebab skewer and I left it in I was very tempted to pull it out I walked into check-in and she asked me what I came in for I opened up my jacket and I had this large steel BBQ skewer in my midsection the look on her face was priceless she said wait here sir I'll be right back and she came in with a wheelchair wield me off and people in the ER waiting room started screaming at me they thought it was a race thing because I was white
Lady Laurk
Lady Laurk Vor Tag
My moms a nurse and she's talked about how if you're ever stabbed with a serrated knife that you leave it in and go to the ER so they can take it out. As serrated knives can cause more injury to you if you try pulling it out yourself.
Rebecca 'Spooky' Duran
Okay so I have a question. Okay so say you are alone in the woods, which I advise no one ever does, if you go into the wilderness take somebody with you have a way to communicate and/or let ppl know where you are going if you are alone. Anyways say you get into some kind of accident or you get kidnapped and you make your Great escape Into the wilderness just any reason why you should be alone out in the wilderness and say you fall on a stick and you stab yourself. Or say you have a hunting knife and you are using it and you accidentally impale yourself. Give us some survival tips on what to do. Obviously don't take it out. OR...What if you just are a hermit and you live in the woods and you cut yourself you stab yourself and you have to take it out because nobody else is around for 100s of miles, what do we do?
Keata Hearn
Keata Hearn Vor Tag
He said don’t pull out well the jokes on him cuz I never had the chance to put it in😏
thalmor maguire
thalmor maguire Vor 2 Tage
My uncle once told me with great power comes great responsibility. If you get stabbed, you don't have great power or great responsibility.
Threyon
Threyon Vor 2 Tage
What about some tips if someone ELSE stabs you and then pulls it out?
Pamela Wing
Pamela Wing Vor 2 Tage
Please don’t use bad language. I appreciate your advice, just not the bad words. Thank you
D. N.
D. N. Vor 2 Tage
Don't pull out... That's NOT what she said!!!
Crimson Pestilence
I thought not pulling the weapon out was fairly common knowledge?
Graham Hill
Graham Hill Vor 2 Tage
Hello I follow u but I'm 10 pls don't swear I really like how u. Explain things
Austin Awesome
Austin Awesome Vor 3 Tage
You heard him, don't pull out! 😆 lol
Alpha 1fam
Alpha 1fam Vor 3 Tage
Advice :dont pull out Me: I have a kid Now 😅
Call me Naa Naa
Call me Naa Naa Vor 3 Tage
Yo he’s trying to teach me something but since I’m young and in gen z every time he cusses I’m going to laugh my but off (u thought) but I watch it again to learn😒 but ty but also he’s giving you some sx advice guys don’t pull out
Ty Walker
Ty Walker Vor 3 Tage
Never been so upset on not being called a motherfucker in my life.
wed shed
wed shed Vor 3 Tage
I love this dude but he talks like that one skinny short hid with thick glasses and bad slur who wears like cargo shorts and those fuzzy neck zip sweaters who has no clue how to put a sentence together on the go or doesnt know how to cuss or make it sound normal
Sapphire Rings
Sapphire Rings Vor 3 Tage
Okay I'ma come to the ER just stabed my self
D'ua Sikandar
D'ua Sikandar Vor 3 Tage
Guy with the crispy fucks😂
Joshua Plantan
Joshua Plantan Vor 4 Tage
He didn't call us motherfuckers I'm disappointed
red saaryn
red saaryn Vor 4 Tage
Don't pull it out, spin it so the injury never heals :3
msgodiva1000
msgodiva1000 Vor 4 Tage
I'm surprised he didn't say put pressure on it if the object is already removed and stay calm.
Nikki Sullivan
Nikki Sullivan Vor 4 Tage
I've never thought of stabbing as a sexual act until now 😂
Ajani Simmons
Ajani Simmons Vor 4 Tage
I pulled out
Daniel finney
Daniel finney Vor 4 Tage
I never pull out, probably the reason I have seven or maybe eight kids
Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard Vor 4 Tage
🤔Don't pull out okay got chu doc 😁
Q M
Q M Vor 4 Tage
That’s what he tells his boyfriend lol
CrimsonSnow
CrimsonSnow Vor 4 Tage
I won't pull the knife out until it cums
vera oliphant
vera oliphant Vor 5 Tage
I knew this kid who got stabbed in the head and posted pics on fb instead of going to the er right away lolol he’s still alive
PrussianNotRussian
The way you said stabbings made my day
OGXphobia
OGXphobia Vor 5 Tage
Just put a thumb in it
KoachX1 OW
KoachX1 OW Vor 6 Tage
What if its rusty?
Cala Maria
Cala Maria Vor 6 Tage
Okay...but does this apply to just stupid objects too? Like a saw through the forearm sure, but what about just like a screwdriver? I know it's really bad and you would absolutely have to seek medical attention, but could that cause you to bleed out?
icealah
icealah Vor 6 Tage
When it happened to me, they took the evidence with them, so... 😔
NoahOutDoors
NoahOutDoors Vor 6 Tage
This man says the F word so much his hair line was like I’m getting the f back
princessj
princessj Vor 6 Tage
Misunderstood and now I have 3 babies lol jk but I did stab my leg 2 years ago and lost alot of blood, I was not allowed to use knifes at work anymore. They even made a memo to go out from corporate and everyone at my job laughed at me. Luckily a paramedic was in the store and heard the commotion in the back, a nice turnicate kept me alive. I was more upset they cut my new blue jeans then anything else. They said they are soaked in blood you can't save them lol
Ja'nyi Perry
Ja'nyi Perry Vor 6 Tage
Don’t pull out 😩
Rotten Redhead
Rotten Redhead Vor 6 Tage
Y'all heard it from the Asian, don't pull out.
Thomas-Joe Gray
Thomas-Joe Gray Vor 6 Tage
Oh so that’s how my dad had me
Dêæd Råt
Dêæd Råt Vor 6 Tage
My dad got stabbed in the neck. He pulled out the knife and went after the guy. They pronounced my dad dead. but later on he woke up after they said he died. He had no plus or anything. He told me what he saw when he died. There is really nothing. But there is everything. You no one but your everyone. You are happy but there is no happy. Your sad but there is no sad. He's not afraid to die anymore. I think it's ok. He's 100% fine now🤗
Chris Akane
Chris Akane Vor 6 Tage
Oh my god, paper can cut me, let alone a knife 🤦🏻‍♀️
Stonehenge _Derpydevil
I stabbed someone what do I do?
Grill LV
Grill LV Vor 7 Tage
But in anime they always pull out-
kabib0831
kabib0831 Vor 7 Tage
I love this guy. I'm not sure if it's because the good advice or because he is hell as funny while giving the advice!!
JAWWAD
JAWWAD Vor 7 Tage
Or, just put a thumb in it!
Jasmine Amore
Jasmine Amore Vor 7 Tage
So if they were stabbed by a person what is the likelihood that the murderer would leave evidence in the person? If you get stabbed and they take it out will you die then with no hope or survival🥺🥺🥺
thomas rollinson
thomas rollinson Vor 7 Tage
ok this guy holds full responsibility in case i get someone pregnant
AdhvayIsStupid
AdhvayIsStupid Vor 7 Tage
ouch
Ajene Chan
Ajene Chan Vor 7 Tage
You heard it here folks don’t pull out
Dawid Gajewski
Dawid Gajewski Vor 7 Tage
What if it's multiple
Mr. Eggo
Mr. Eggo Vor 7 Tage
Imagine driving over to the er in your car with a knife in ur chest like “this is fine.”
Knichlus Francey
Knichlus Francey Vor 7 Tage
Best one yet ❣️
darnoc
darnoc Vor 7 Tage
shouldn't that be fairly self explanatory if you have ever sawed anything ever
Harley
Harley Vor 8 Tage
Don’t pull out 😏
Ddynamite
Ddynamite Vor 8 Tage
POV: you are british
Mother of my friend group
I love how he’s so professional while cursing
Deyonique Kelly
Deyonique Kelly Vor 8 Tage
I think the whole reason why he makes these videos is because he can't actually be rude to the patients so he does be rude on the internet
Shae Birt
Shae Birt Vor 8 Tage
Gets stabbed. And they pull it out You then take it back from them and stab yourself in the same spot and run. Imagine their face.
Jeb Watersheep
Jeb Watersheep Vor 8 Tage
Me with ten knives in me: I need a doctor! The receptionist: WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER’S MAIDEN NAME??
Mr. Nate
Mr. Nate Vor 8 Tage
I love you exaggerated facial expressions.
Melda Saitama
Melda Saitama Vor 9 Tage
The only time when not pulling out is acceptable. 😂😂😂
[ToF] Xman_Bunch 23
Or push it all the way trough if its still bleeding ?
LIGHT PARALLAX
LIGHT PARALLAX Vor 9 Tage
all i heard was "dont pull out"
Hey It's Ashton Here
Person in horror movie after getting stabbed: **pulls weapon out** Me: R A G E
some guy
some guy Vor 9 Tage
Kiryu: “I’m gonna pretend i didn’t hear that.”
Carlos Moran Beltran
Him: dont pull out Me 9 months later: well hello!
Pontus
Pontus Vor 9 Tage
Immobilise, apply pressure/tourniquet and document peripheral pulse and GCS-level for paramedics
Isaac Spells
Isaac Spells Vor 10 Tage
"Ignore every sexual urge you've ever had and never pull out" Damn. 🤣
Javier Chavez
Javier Chavez Vor 10 Tage
POV:your with your gf U:i cant pull it out i dont want u ti die :c Her:what get it out it hurts U: srry ER specilists order lets call nine guanguan :)
The blacksmith Initiative
1 word cauterize I've done it when I was stabed through the forearm it hurts like a bitch but it gets the job done
Galen Leo
Galen Leo Vor 10 Tage
Ow
Briley Sanner
Briley Sanner Vor 10 Tage
Me gets stabbed still goes on my date
Memes Topic XD
Memes Topic XD Vor 10 Tage
I have a strong fear of being stabed some way
Not-So Awkward Alex
Ok, but what if the attacker pulled it out? What now?
Shawn Ondra
Shawn Ondra Vor 10 Tage
The most peaceful person cusing
Kaiser Zaia
Kaiser Zaia Vor 10 Tage
You are much too good to curse please stop
Casedi L. Troenelle
Now we need another video talking when the other person stab you and don't leave the objet in your body
Sauce
Sauce Vor 10 Tage
He’s going all Samuel Jackson with that cursing lmao, good stuff man… Keeping learning shit from this dood
Giovanni Nicholas-Fernandez
I love these videos
XxSoloxX TheDemonSlayer
Dad's watching this: They told me to never pull out, but that only got me in more trouble?!
Lemons
Lemons Vor 10 Tage
Wait, what should I do if the stabber or whoever stabs me pulls out the knife after stabbing me?
Nikki
Nikki Vor 10 Tage
Wut if u get stabed in ur coochie
That One Guy That Wouldn't Watch Fate
people who got stabbed in the heart: omae wa wou shindeiru
Dlow2289 Dlow2289
Dlow2289 Dlow2289 Vor 11 Tage
Don't pull out?? Got it
Abu bakr Al baghdadi
As a knife owner I'm not letting someone keep it
Egg
Egg Vor 11 Tage
Don't pull out, Got it
supanerd reviews
supanerd reviews Vor 11 Tage
This video has over 119k likes and absolutely ZERO dislikes. This man deserves a medal
Supa Hndrxx
Supa Hndrxx Vor 11 Tage
HA I never pull out anyway
Shadow
Shadow Vor 11 Tage
*has knife in chest* *calmly drives to ER* hello yes, ive been stabbed
Zain A.
Zain A. Vor 11 Tage
He sounds like a male karen
Emmathegamergirl #1
*me accidentally stabbing myself with a apple pen while drawing* “well fk” (calls 911) “I’ve been stabbed by technology”
XNamelessXNill
XNamelessXNill Vor 11 Tage
So if someone stabs me, don't create a tourniquet?
Sinajai
Sinajai Vor 11 Tage
Now I wanna be a doctor
Amanda
Amanda Vor 11 Tage
Because if it hurt like a bitch going in, it'll hurt like a bitch coming out
Alia Oswald
Alia Oswald Vor 11 Tage
Does anyone else get willy wonka vibes?
Elizabeth Lange
Elizabeth Lange Vor 12 Tage
I wants got stabbed in the hand with a knife and I had to go to urgent care to get it stitched up
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