Twitch Chat and I invaded USA with Artificial Intelligence 

My favorite thing about this series of AI takeovers is that Doug will always try the most strategic and thought out plans only for the AI to focus on the wrong thing and have it end up not working. Meanwhile chat will always pick the goofiest option possible and it almost always works. Such a glorious sight to behold

The fact that saul goodman CAME BACK from heaven to decimate dougs army when Doug specifically put that saul can't be back is hilarious

fun fact- when the Space Pope asks Saul how they’re gonna kill/torture Jesus his answer was “we’ll put him in a room full of rats and as he watches them crawl around all over each other he’ll realize he’s not special” and the fact that’s not included is criminal

It feels like the AI was confused and made Saul and Saul Goodman two different persons

Just like the first Time, Doug mostly made very normal and expected plays, just sticking with the good old strategies of invade or diplomacy, while Chat made up random ideas every turn that had nothing to do with the game but won them points every turn

1:02:47 “You might have the moon, Saul Goodman, Heaven, and Jesus, but you still got no NFL commissioner” Greatest line to ever be said by man.

I love how Doug specified that Saul Goodman was dead and wasn't coming back in the prompt and the AI didn't just have him appear like normal, but it clarified that Saul was coming back from heaven. That's essentially the AI version of flipping someone off.

every time the space pope hits Saul Goodman with: I am hot and rich and psychic and pregnant, I die of laughter.

Man, Saul is out there being a straight up menace. On a side note, it's scary how the AI got Saul's character down so well.

"invade the sun!" "dont worry we'll go at night time" I fukn died

The child turned orphan, turning out to be the N. Dakota King's son, and becoming Gen. Iron Balls is awesome character development

Doug: has insane war criminal general. Twitch chat: has Dracula, the moon, space Pope, GOD HIMSELF and Anime on their side.

The fact that Chat won with heaven and Jesus, and last time won with hell really shows that Chat has transcended beyond anything Doug can complete with

It’s weirdly in-character for Saul to be so sleazy yet professional that he doesn’t at all mind doing business with the people that literally murdered him

If a room of monkeys had typewriters and an infinite amount of time then eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare, that's how twitch chat wins in these videos

Saul Goodman coming back from heaven to wrath the board had me dying. Instant classic

Chat could have used the newly Immortal Saul to have a chance at getting Oregon, but instead went all-in because they knew for a fact that Saul would get them Heaven. Truly inspirational.

I like how chatlantis just slowly became literal gods

I’m going to be honest, saying “If you ever want to see your wife again, you better join us” to your own husband is an incredible power play

24:25 The A.I.: *developing its own political drama* *basically rewriting MacBeth over here* Doug: ... so saul goodman begins his work to aqcuire arizona

“I can read minds, your mind is saying ‘I killed Saul Goodman’” -The Space Pope

At 53:25 it is said that Saul Goodman is dead and will not come back ever, Saul then proceeds to come back in the same turn. He’s just so powerful

I love how when it's Chat's turn the battle is concluded in two sentences, but when it's Doug's turn the AI goes nuts and writes a gripping drama novel with multi-layered plots and a lot of emotional shit like a fucking soap opera 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Queen: "Stop trying to kill him!" General: "Kill him?" Queen: "Yes, kill him! He deserves to die!"

_Please_ make this a series. This premise is like an insane D&D campaign and it's so damn fun.

The Wikipedia article saying Stanley’s population _was_ 2,321 was some dark foreshadowing

I can't believe the few people yelling for the NFL ended up getting an entire state with them.

“Each of the 50 states has broken into its own government” Texas and Hawaii: *quiet squeals of joy*

Crazy how Chat essentially rolled all natural 20s but doug only rolled natural 1s

i love that doug played it fairly normally and chat turned into a race of aliens that reside in forests on the moon with a hot and rich and pregnant and psychic pope who hired a lawyer to legally acquire heaven and kidnap jesus

I DIED when Saul came down from heaven and smited Doug’s army.

Loved Annie’s growth throughout the state, she was such a cool main character ☺️

I wasn’t expecting the Saul Ex Machina at the end to wipe Doug’s army from the Earth but damn I’m here for it

Doug: I should fire this war criminal general or get rid of him in a way Also Doug: nooooo my general

This always happens in these. Chat gets Jesus, about 700 Space Popes, Saul Goodman, the literal moon, and Heaven. And Doug has MegaCorn.

I love how chat's first move in their quest to claim the USA is to first conquer the fucking moon.

I like that as soon as you got a space pope he immediately ran to the nearest space forest

The character arc of Saul Goodman is what I live for. Rest in power. (Never mind he’s back)

"You might have the moon and Saul Goodman and Jesus, but you still got no NFL commissioner' -DougDoug 2022

Chat: How do you have Saul Goodman (A lawyer, who is known to advertise)'s number? Also Chat: C R A S H T H E M O O N I N T O M E G A K O T A

Europe: Chat goes to the depths of hell to marry Satan America: Chat uses Saul Goodman to kidnapp Jesus and Sue God to own heaven

Chat making general iron-balls worth a point and then completly forgetting about him 3 seconds later is the most chat thing to do

Chat: "Invade the sun" DougDoug: "If you guys would like to send your Space Pope into the sun, you are more than welcome." Chat: "We will go at night time." That fucking killed me

I Love how the Ai absolutely despises Doug

I think Asia has a ton of potential for this series.

Watching this live was one of the best experiences I've ever had. The plot twist of a literal saul ex machina had me in tears from how fucking hard I was laughing

We should have a google doc of the whole story so people can read it.

Bro, that "He apologizes for having sex with her daughter" part had me cracking up for 5 minutes straight. AI just came with the ultimate plot twist.

I love how every single peaceful attempt by Doug to acquire a new state becomes hijacked by the General violently invading the state instead and committing more and more war crimes

Saul goodman-true MVP of this war

33:54 I love Saul Goodman being super confused by this Space Pope asking to marry him and being all cliche, it's like the AI is calling itself out for its own and Dougdoug's bs lmao.

I think Chat keeps winning because they embrace the chaos of the AI while Doug tries to game it.

My favorite part: Doug spontaneously learning how to pronounce Tepes after saying it wrong 40 times

You don’t understand my joy as an Idahoan in the chat while we absolutely annihilated doug

Saul when Doug hires him: *barely acquires Idaho with help from Mel* Saul when chat hires him: *acquires 4 states, the NFL, Heaven, Jesus, and becomes an angel and destroys Doug's army*

6:35 "ELON MUSK CAN'T REACH US NOW" chat was impeccable this entire video, only bangers

Great video Doug, it had me in stitches. Definitely need to do more videos with AI storytelling.

saul's goodlike power to trasform everything into legal loopholes is impresive

When Doug asked the king of Wyoming if he wanted to ally with him, the guy was litteraly like : "Hello ! I love money !"

Now Chatlantis, Chatistan and Doug got to fight for the rest continents or galaxies in the next video, having A and Z crew control both Chatowns. Holy crap is this series godly

Twitch chat accidentally taking over Nevada with ease and Doug consistently struggling to take over Idaho is the funniest part of this

I love the dedication of the guy who wanted chat to rebuild the NFL the whole video 😂

Hearing Doug call Mormons his ace in the hole shouldn't make me as happy as it does. I have an LDS friend who's legit trying to get into the military and wants to work in espionage. Legendary

I love how Dougkota is completely psychotic while Chatlantis just marries with aliens, god, and sual goodman

Space Pope would 100% kick Sweatheart's ass from Omori

These videos need to be turned into movies. So much emotion, if it was shown in theatres, I would buy 1000 tickets

The constant on-again off-again relationship between space pope and Saul Goodman was comedy gold. Still a better love story than twilight

I want more of this. This is the most unique quality content I've ever seen. And it shows that chat is, in fact, omnipotent.

Never in my life have i almost died laughing for 2 hours straigt with this episode and the europe one. Good god.

I love how Chatlantis is advanced enough to turn the Juggle Moon into their own state but they’re still sending musket men to fight all their battles.

Normally I have trouble watching long videos, and tend to skip to the parts I want to watch and then not pay attention to the rest of it. But you've done it. You've created 3 whole videos that have fully captured my attention. These are beautiful and I love the fact that chat's just absolutely insane ideas just work pretty much every time. Like, that just honestly seems like a good descriptor for Chat. They're absolutely batshit crazy, but it works somehow???

Saul was an absolute unit. That man could not be stopped.

How has chat over the course of two episodes acquired both heaven and hell while Doug has gotten corn and beer

I love how both empires still sought the legal way of acquiring states despite the nation being in a state of total anarchy lmao

28:42 This entire interaction feels like a fever dream

damn, how has it already been 7 months since this video came out... one of my favourite videos from doug, which I rewatch whenever I get the chance

I like how Dougtopia is just a bunch of farmers while Chatlantis is a space fairing mega empire with magic.

Stuff like this really got me into NovelAI and I've been using it for a while now. These videos are great, but it really shows how hard Doug bumps up against the AI's stupidity. And NovelAI's algorithm is _fucking good,_ too. The more data you give it, the better and more logical its responses become, but you can't always accept the first response if you want something that flows cohesively. Chaotic Neutral plays like what Doug does when he just accepts whatever the AI throws at him are hilarious, (like the King's Son plot twist,) but shows how "dumb" the AI can be by only following certain "threads" and not connecting that thread with anything coherent necessarily. It's "smart," but not smart enough to be intelligent. Still awesome and hilarious, though.

the fact that the one 'useless' thing chat did by killing saul goodman somehow still stopped doug is amazing

God I would love to see this as an animation, it would be glorious!

its a miracle doug still has a voice, talking that long isn't easy

Annie, Mary, Alex were just innocent bystanders.

Saul was the mvp in this video he did all the work and killed and then he became a literal angel

Doug: "Im gonna do something borderline insane." Chat: "Hold my beer!"

A 1 hour DougDoug video. We feasting today lads

I CRIED WHEN CHAT LEGALLY TOOK HEAVEN 😂

Involving Saul Goodman in this was a insane power move lol

I'd pay good money for an animated series of this

Relevant time stamps: 0:00:00 Start 1:02:03 Estadio Lluís Sitjar, antiguo estadio del Mallorca FC 1:02:54 End

Saul is the MVP of this game

The crazy thing is that Saul Goodman was the MVP of the entire video and he wasn’t even considered a resource for either one of the armies at any point.

1:02:42 God, this moment had me dying of laughter. Out of context this would literally be one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard.

I can not get over how amazing it was for Sherman to come back after the death of the general to take his rightful place as the king of North Dakota aka Ironballs Sherman

This needs to happen at least one more time. This was one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a long time all the way through.

Imagine if a studio picked up this story and made a full length feature film of this

Kinda scary how quick the AI resorts to graphic and brutal violence.

Blasphemy, love, sports, betrayal, corn, religion, war, comedy, lore. This story has everything.

Just discovered Doug Doug through recommended and watching these AI videos, just want to say that his chat is so funny 😂

Saul Goodman descending from heaven and destroying the dougkota army had me on the floor wheezing. Fucking gold.

This was an absolute fever dream. I started crying of laughter when Saul came back. Truly a a moment of all time.