White Supremacists, You Won't Like Your DNA Results

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Stephen digs into the modern-day genetic testing because curiosity is in his genes.
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Bill Allen
Bill Allen Vor 45 Minuten
That was a long time ago..things change sweethrart!
Wendetta Vaughn Wanner
Most basement dwellers, who spend all day eating Cheetos and visiting porn sites, have a lot in common with the Trump, orange stains around their mouths, hands and penises. These jobless slackers, somehow feel entitled to the most elite females, while they offer nothing, have nothing, and are worth less than nothing, and are angry when the top tier females hold out for, a guy with a job, decent looks, and who plans for his future. Females are labeled sluts, whores, even if they are virgins. What these women offer are good genes, purity, confidence in themselves, and a good attitude. A lot of these women are holding down decent jobs as well. Why these guys female bash, is they are not selected. But they ought to be, by virtue of their pigmentation. Delusional?? What else have they got?
Coco Crisp
Coco Crisp Vor 7 Stunden
REPUBLIKKKLANS, you won't like your DNA results.
Mitch Evans
Mitch Evans Vor 7 Stunden
100% White Jesus.
Stan The Man
Stan The Man Vor 10 Stunden
100 percent European here
07ssellers Vor 12 Stunden
"Nobody hates like family"--Paul Mooney 😕
Пацантрэ ВащеРебята
And what about "black" lady who got mad because she had european ancestry?
steven vegas1
steven vegas1 Vor 16 Stunden
We all come from Africa, yes. .........
Kyle Scales
Kyle Scales Vor 16 Stunden
Joker found that funny
similaritiesendhere Vor 17 Stunden
Importing slaves of a different race to your country and then raping the shit out of them (men, women, and children mind you) is a really stupid way to keep your race "pure". Who could've guessed?
Onyx Prime
Onyx Prime Vor 22 Stunden
Supremecy Genetics: something tells me it's ran by Christians.
P4OUR Vor 23 Stunden
White people are white because of 1 ALTITUDE 2 CLIMATE. Their skin, after leaving Africa, needed vital vitamins. Black skin allowed them, but too little for the places they settled. I left out stuff so you can find it & LEARN IT YOURSELVES! If you know, cool! I ain't no scholar nor do I pretend. Thank you, have a nice day.
I’m actually decedent from Chief Wappelo, who Wappelo County in Iowa is named after
Ethan Welk
Ethan Welk Vor Tag
I am a pure whitey. However I am not a white supremacist.
Laffin Hyena
Laffin Hyena Vor Tag
That was funny 😂😂😂. We all have Africa within. Deal with it.
Laffin Hyena
Laffin Hyena Vor 10 Stunden
Sabafap Bing stop misrepresenting her reaction. Tactics like this is old. Try something new.
Sabafap Bing
Sabafap Bing Vor 17 Stunden
Quite frankly only person I've seen having trouble with racial genetics was a black woman who was horrified to find a larger portion of European in her than African
Gabriell Tripp
Who is that one guy laughing and making noise very loudly
Anthony Gallardo
Noone cares if we came from Africa thousands of years ago or a country we can’t relate ourselves to physically or culturally, some of us don’t look African and that is why we don’t talk about Africa unless we look like them . I’m Mexican American and I’m proud to be (Half European /half Indigenous American ) White people should embrace their color, they should not embrace their old negatives views.
Giulia Alvarez
Giulia Alvarez Vor 2 Tage
who is the person laughing into the mic lol
Sally Shoaf
Sally Shoaf Vor 2 Tage
2% North African? Oh no!
Jane Joad
Jane Joad Vor 2 Tage
You mean like Steven Miller thinking he's an Anglo-Saxon when he's actually an Arab as well as being a Jew? This remind me of a book called "Black Like Me"? by John Griffin ....except in reverse.
Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson Vor 2 Tage
Anyone else hear the abnormally loud audience member? He was the funniest part, honestly.
Hawtgawd-from-Turtle Island
A movie called Gattaca did this yrs ago
Liam Miller
Liam Miller Vor 3 Tage
My test says 100% Northwest European, but nice fake news story for hits I guess.
Larry Holcomb
Larry Holcomb Vor 12 Stunden
Because something doesn't apply to YOU PERSONALLY it is a fake news story? What a douche bag you are....
Liam Miller
Liam Miller Vor 3 Tage
+unnoticed one Without a source. Maybe he is speaking of American "whites" since Americans are so mongrelized. Here in Europe we're pure white.
unnoticed one
unnoticed one Vor 3 Tage
Liam Miller so what he said most of them have non white genes in their dna
thomas huddleston
Ea Jordan
Ea Jordan Vor 4 Tage
The human mammal is thermally adaptive " white " people have superior intelligence on average because our brains had to generate more heat to survive, while conversely living in areas above 98.6 degrees , excessive heat generated from thinking or working to hard would literally kill you . So please stop miseducating my children, imposing a state religion, and passing out free porn . You FUCKING cult of pedophile cowards .... oh yeah DNA is definitely not reliable, it mutates more in whites then blacks during your life , but identical twins at 30 will have very different ancestry based on those tests , another virtue of using paternal lineage as a cultural norm . Creep
bs na
bs na Vor 4 Tage
Watch the movie "they live". These are the white aliens that have come to strip our planet of it's resources. Lately they have been changing the atmosphere to match their home planet. Humans better wake up before the white aliens consume everything. Every human has CULTURE! Asians, blacks, hispanics, jews, arabs, indians all have culture and are human! Whites are not human! They intermingle with the human species to spread their dna. They even tried to intermingle with farm animals but it didn't work out to propagate more of them, needless to say they tried anyway!
audrey pard
audrey pard Vor 4 Tage
Anderson Cooper is another deluded multi-millionaire extreme left-wing gay anarchist - just like the festering cancerous Rosie O'Donnell! What's the matter cant YOU face the truth. BUILD THAT WALL NOW - AND KEEP OUT THE DISEASED PARASITES
audrey pard
audrey pard Vor 6 Stunden
+Larry Holcomb Let me guess..... you are another pathetic deluded extreme left-wing vile anarchist but in your case, a cancerous parasite on welfare and 'food stamps' wanting to destroy this country with allowing in diseased infested verminous filth - many who are criminals rapists drug dealers or even TERRORISTS! AGAIN, BUILD THAT WALL NOW
Larry Holcomb
Larry Holcomb Vor 12 Stunden
How can you live with such hate in your heart? Let me guess...you call yourself a Christian.
akeleven Vor 4 Tage
My genetic test with back 12,000 years to Ethiopia. Two family members both spontaneously said "what, we used to be black?".
unnoticed one
unnoticed one Vor 3 Tage
akeleven thats not true no one came from ethiopia and Specially whites didnt came from there
Janne El Lulovski
U r so unfunny that it hurts my brain
I'm not sure what the problem is with people having access to your dna. What's the worst that could happen? Cloning? I wouldn't mind as long as I knew about it.
Foot L Johnson
Foot L Johnson Vor 6 Tage
It's just another form of cataloging. Just like myspace and then facebook. They want you too create your own profile. It's quite brilliant actually. Instead of creating a dossier on everyone, have everyone create a dossier on themselves. Remember, they think of us as cattle. You have a social security number, they assigned it too you when you were born, that is your cattle stamp, that is your barcode, you are property, they own you. Freedom is an illusion my friend.
Erin O’Neal
Erin O’Neal Vor 7 Tage
1. You have to “opt” in to them being able to give it to pharmaceutical companies. 2. Everyone saying all of the human race comes from Africa; therefore, we are all African are only half right. YES, humans began in Africa, BUT genetics works in mysterious ways. You get 50% from mom and 50% from dad. They each got 50/50 from their parents. You don’t necessarily get the “African” part, especially if you’re centuries removed from your “African ancestry.” I took AncestryDNA. I’m 43% British/Welch; 31% German; 22% Irish; 3% Norwegian and 1% Spanish (from Spain). My ancestors were all in the US before the American Revolution. Genetically, I am not a person of color. The “Africa” comment is minimizing the reality that we are all different. We need to embrace it, not hide it. Also, he meant melanin not collagen.
River Rose
River Rose Vor 7 Tage
I'm 100% Norwegian.... Lol I keep it in my glovebox just in case I get pulled over.... Lol 😂 🤣...
Foot L Johnson
Foot L Johnson Vor 6 Tage
lol what?
Jupp Soetebier
Jupp Soetebier Vor 7 Tage
Any results less than 3% should be thrown out as it is most likely statistical noise. And why is everyone so scared of this? Hell, if someone steals your Social Security number it's FAR worse than knowing if you're 50% German and 25% French. I welcome the Age of Genetics.
Foot L Johnson
Foot L Johnson Vor 6 Tage
SS number is just a cattle stamp. It's your barcode, your slave number.
Jo Jo
Jo Jo Vor 7 Tage
Why the hell would a sports team (which happens to be in a predominantly black city) giving and away and promoting DNA tests??? Y’all need to wake up. They want your superior african genes to synthesize into gene therapy drugs that fight inferior, recessive and self destructive Caucasian genes. And also bio weapons/immunizations to genetically mutant and reduce ppl of African descent. All this has been going on since the 70s/80s. In the 90s very good investigative research and independent scholarship have been publishing papers exposing this. Hell, Just read the CDC’s own papers! Stay away from whites.
Foot L Johnson
Foot L Johnson Vor 6 Tage
I tried too respond too you a few times but you tube keeps deleting my comments. I wish we could have a conversation but I guess that just isn't allowed these days.
99.8 European 😉
CSmith 4029 only on Wednesdays and I'm 7 percent Portuguese which is technically still European 😂😂👌
CSmith 4029
CSmith 4029 Vor Tag
HASHTAG N1GHTPA1N good for you. Do you glow in the dark from all that pure whiteness.
Sony Story
Sony Story Vor 9 Tage
Very Nice
Addicted to Not Smoking
LOL 4:52 "Just swab your cheek with a cutip, put it in an envelope, then throw it away. We certainly don't need it." 😂😂😂😂😂
Emperor Washington
Black supremacists also want to watch out as well
Trese  Smith
Trese Smith Vor 10 Tage
Everyone should read the Bio book “White like her” .... a white lady finding out about her mother was passing as white .... she one day woke up as white and later didn’t know what she was
Jethro Francisquete
The licc 3:21
Ewald Diedericks
Ewald Diedericks Vor 10 Tage
That "supreme genetics: because what are "genes" anyways, you know?" is such a WTNV thing
Paul Guy
Paul Guy Vor 10 Tage
We all have African ancestors if we go back far enough.
Jo Jo
Jo Jo Vor 7 Tage
Bokasmowl WE THINK white comes from Northern Europe. But no one knows for sure where from and when about white came about. And Africans have and still do produce ppl with blonde and red hair. And diff colored eyes too, fool. WE THINK whites are genetic mutation of Neanderthal and homosapien hybridization. My guess is that whites are some kind of infestation, like rodents or insects. Cause they’re nothing like the HUmanity (hue man/man of color) and they’re bent on destroying the melaninated populations and the environment of earth.
Jo Jo
Jo Jo Vor 7 Tage
Paul Guy What’s your proof?
Krys Williams
Krys Williams Vor 10 Tage
I feel that Wario is deeply offended by his inclusion here, mostly because the racist of the Mario franchise is clearly Troll Toad. That ungodly screeching is really just Nintendo censoring his horrible slurrs.
guadalupe saenz
guadalupe saenz Vor 10 Tage
OMG!!!!! Hahahahaha hahahahaha
Mighty Lonesome
Mighty Lonesome Vor 10 Tage
Colbert is one of the most discreet virtual singnalers on the air and sometimes he's not so discreet. This is an example of the latter.
Banyamyan Yasharahlah
Banyamyan Yasharahlah
Banyamyan Yasharahlah Vor 11 Stunden
+Larry Holcomb It's ok Moses Indigenous NEGROID SOUL-SEED BLOODLINE SHEMITE HEBREW ISRAELITE, his wives from the different diverse NEGROID Bloodlines where he planted his ISRAELITE SEEDS has absolutely nothing to do with it.
Larry Holcomb
Larry Holcomb Vor 12 Stunden
Like Moses breeding with an Ethiopian?
Taektiek Vor 10 Tage
This guy is so unfunny
m au
m au Vor 10 Tage
¿Cuándo nos volvimos gilipollas?
15098D Vor 10 Tage
I wish I was descended from Wario
Bhalgrum Tahnuehuk
Bhalgrum Tahnuehuk Vor 10 Tage
Lol 5.9k thumbs down, there's more angry white supremacist than I thought.
Norma Dobson
Norma Dobson Vor 11 Tage
Ian Davis
Ian Davis Vor 11 Tage
Avid Swam
Avid Swam Vor 11 Tage
This DNA data banking is cover for something much bigger ppl, beware ,why you think they need ur DNA ? I will not be surprised if they make it mandatory like vaccines in next few days, who knows why ? Bio veapons, super human, cloning, organ harvesting etc...
Larry Holcomb
Larry Holcomb Vor 12 Stunden
Its nothing so evil as you think. They're selling the DNA results to insurance companies so they will know how likely you are to die of any particular disease.
Exposing HiddenTruth
Its very important for the world to know what color Jesus was. Because most of the world was brainwashed into worshiping white skin because of looking at images of a white Jesus for the past 600 years. The white Jesus image was a form of psychological warfare against black people. And tricked white people into thinking that Jesus looks like them. Question is, will racist white people stop being a christian when they find out that Jesus looked more like a blackman.
Larry Holcomb
Larry Holcomb Vor 12 Stunden
They'll stop being Christians when they find out Jesus was a Socialist.
Frostbite76 Vor 11 Tage
ova Mie
ova Mie Vor 11 Tage
Ok did the dna test and not even the 0.002 % african i think my family was made some where up in Scandinavia
2thomas k
2thomas k Vor 11 Tage
What the left calls the "alt right" is made up of 98 percent those who disagree with the left and maby 2% actual neonazis dont forget trump deported an actual nazi back to germany a while back somthing obama never did
John McGuire
John McGuire Vor 11 Tage
Integrationist fascists ripping on racist fascists again? Tut, tut!
David-James Mcilreavy
I always get mad when people associate football with Brazil even though my country showed them it
Beau Beaubien
Beau Beaubien Vor 12 Tage
I love my results 77% Scandinavian, 13% Eastern European, and 10% Western European. Also my two favorite countries are Qing China and the Kaiserreich.
Big Bud
Big Bud Vor 12 Tage
The idea that someone in your family at some point didnt mix it up a bit is preposterous
Jo Jo
Jo Jo Vor 7 Tage
Big Bud you’re completely missing the point. And that’s te fault of the media, brainwashing you, still manipulating to below there are such thing as “races” of ppl. Race was created by white supremacist to divide and conquer, and to oppress.
Kae McSpadden
Kae McSpadden Vor 12 Tage
Not as vanilla as they thought.
Thomas Rowland
Thomas Rowland Vor 12 Tage
It’s always just race race race with this guy I think he’s the real racist
Kevin Cardoso
Kevin Cardoso Vor 12 Tage
I hope everyone is aware there’s only 3,000 KKK members. I see everyone acting like there’s hundreds of thousands, but there’s not.
Cajunman Dick
Cajunman Dick Vor 12 Tage
The white race is more white than you sjw's say, the only reason you bring this subject up I'd to divide and conquer. Remember you soybitches who has all the guns,ammo food stores and training!.
George  Motsinger
George Motsinger Vor 12 Tage
Also a lot of poc who have different DNA then they think. Besides the fact these have been proven to be bullshit. Everybody in this country now has a mix in them. Dumbasses smh
Mark Charles
Mark Charles Vor 12 Tage
Genepartner.com is so close to being inbreeding 1:05
Carter Scovill
Carter Scovill Vor 12 Tage
Who the heck is laughing so loud? It’s like they’re in the mic
AJD 1129
AJD 1129 Vor 12 Tage
They do know that Jesus was from Palestine and thus technically an Arab in today’s terms?
Zayn Khan
Zayn Khan Vor 5 Tage
He’s from Israel & Palestine doesn’t exist. King David established kingdom of Israel a Jewish kingdom which consisted modern day Jordon Syria Lebanon Palestine Israel etc So technically Arabs illegally occupied that land of Jewish and kicked them out of there. Clearly if you’ve read history books about this then you won’t be surprised of this fact.
Zayn Khan
Zayn Khan Vor 5 Tage
AJD 1129 An Arab of Jewish heritage. How many of them are left ? Very few ? Because Muslims Arabs have killed them all isn’t it ? #TruthHurts
Optimistic Whovian
Optimistic Whovian Vor 12 Tage
"often show African ancestry" shouldn't they ALWAYS show African ancestry, every human alive is traced back to Africa, sorry racists you don't need a DNA test to know that. Without African people YOU wouldn't exist....
May the Science be with You
About 6000 dislikes
Stephen Pike
Stephen Pike Vor 13 Tage
The thing with white supremacists is that they would only need to send in one sample for the whole group since their DNA would be identical....You know because of inbreeding and all of that.
-Gemberkoekje- Vor 13 Tage
If you look at a DNA test and are disappointed. You are either racist, or boringly mono-ethnic, kinda like me.
AmericanPatriot Vor 13 Tage
I’m 99.9% white and 0.1% Native American
sonicyell Vor 13 Tage
W.S. when semens run wild?
sailor soul
sailor soul Vor 13 Tage
White skin but black heart.
Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson Vor 11 Tage
White skin ,black heart. Is a Midnight Oil song
iliyas10 Vor 13 Tage
0:54 that laugh Sounds like Jared leto from suicide squad
pelos 26
pelos 26 Vor 14 Tage
i just noticed that stephen’s right ear is kind weird looking compared to the left ear
karim benyoucef
karim benyoucef Vor 13 Tage
I think because of the glasses
Zane Brown
Zane Brown Vor 14 Tage
Trying to be John Oliver?
afi umer
afi umer Vor 14 Tage
Andrei Mihailov
Andrei Mihailov Vor 15 Tage
Well, apparently "Black Supremacists" or any kind of "Supremacists" would not like their DNA tests. DE-vid is full with their crying reactions.
Xavier Chan
Xavier Chan Vor 16 Tage
I did a whole Celtic escapade when I learned I wasn’t Arab.
morgasm26 Vor 17 Tage
I used to like Colbert. But in reality he's just another sell out.. He made that very clear years ago when he was bitching about super pacs and still advertising Doritos simultaneously.. At this point he's just getting paid to push buttons.
Sam K
Sam K Vor 17 Tage
That real deep editted laught is anoying af, so desprite to show that 'black guys' are also there
AdamRadz Sinclair
AdamRadz Sinclair Vor 17 Tage
*I wonder when the time Jesus come back on Earth without ID to prove his identification and all these narratives will giving him a second look and call him a terrorist because he came from Middle East, he is not from Western and obviously not white and he has typical terrorist beard and his mother wore veil, that's their culture and practice, they proud of it.. *JESUS MUST BE SAD* 😔😔 Semitic /sɪˈmɪtɪk/ A subfamily of Afroasiatic languages that includes Akkadian, Arabic, Aramaic, Ethiopic, Hebrew, and Phoenician.
Gil Torres
Gil Torres Vor 18 Tage
I looked up soccer genomics and I was surprised that it actually exists
Reversal Dotwave 2678
Sad that people in Utah wanted to be "Dad's" level 1, "zero-collagen" congregation, the skinny-boness'. I don't know what I care more about: them, or the collagen.
Legend has it Genocide
There is nothing such as whites these people are European before the European man travel to Africa ever one in Europe was European an so countries in Europe were not see as European because of white slavery so Irish an a other few was not called European although they were white
diane abbots right brain cell
stephen you wont like the 2020 elections e heeee shamone
Björn *
Björn * Vor 19 Tage
I liked my results though.
Robert H.
Robert H. Vor 20 Tage
Shouldn't the title be "Supremacist, You Won't Like Your DNA Results"????
Patty Hernandez
Patty Hernandez Vor 21 Tag
Only men, no women LOL xD xD
ochiet77 Vor 21 Tag
Love how they call nationalism racist. Look up the definition ffs, everyone should be a nationalist. Just dont be a dip shit supremacist.
Shailendra Shanker
In india we dont need dna test. We have castes. Everybody here can tell their roots
majt1 majt1
majt1 majt1 Vor 22 Tage
"My DNA test tells me I'm 100% Norwegian I keep it in my glove box in case I'm pulled over." LMAO
MJade Vor 22 Tage
😂Omg soo good
Deadpool Vor 22 Tage
Only butt hurt white supremacists disliked this.
WindMaker KC
WindMaker KC Vor 22 Tage
In what kind of field is the white Gene superior?? Athletic? Math? Physique?? None right?? You think white people were pioneers?? Who do you think invented science, whom do you think invented gunpowder or paper.. Did you know Einstein was Jewish.. Who do you think invented mathematics or medicine?? Your 123s originated from Hindu arabic source.. Don't kid yourself ..
Meijer Nelly
Meijer Nelly Vor 23 Tage
DNA is sold out to Big pharma.
Sil van Oosterwijk
Sil van Oosterwijk Vor 24 Tage
So this means that black live matters is also about us whites.
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